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PHP is the name of a sub-par programming language as well as a group containing horrible English.

Reasons why PHP is a shitty language

  1. Node.js is the only real dev language. Doesn't everyone know that?
  2. It's old, outdated, and overused just like your mom.
  3. The syntax is long and ugly like your face.


PHP: The Group

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