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| − | Trump Steaks are an absolutely god-tier food. Sold briefly starting in 2007 by The Sharper Image through mail order, Trump Steaks was a venture by Donald Trump that sold the absolute best quality steaks available on the planet. The steaks were delivered fresh to your door in a special presentation box. Various packages with various cuts of beef were sold, ranging from $199 to $999 for a large amount of meat. Prices were relatively high, but that was because Trump Steaks used only the top 1% of beef produced. Alas, the forces of [[Hillary Clinton]] eventually conspired to bring Trump's excellent new business down. It is currently impossible to | + | Trump Steaks are an absolutely god-tier food. Sold briefly starting in 2007 by The Sharper Image through mail order, Trump Steaks was a venture by Donald Trump that sold the absolute best quality steaks available on the planet. The steaks were delivered fresh to your door in a special presentation box. Various packages with various cuts of beef were sold, ranging from $199 to $999 for a large amount of meat. Prices were relatively high, but that was because Trump Steaks used only the top 1% of beef produced. Alas, the forces of [[Hillary Clinton]] eventually conspired to bring Trump's excellent new business down. It is currently impossible to order Trump Steaks for your home, but you can still enjoy a delicious, juicy steak at one of Donald Trump's excellent resort restaurants or America's finest steakhouses. We hope that when Donald Trump becomes President, he will be able to bring Trump Steaks to the masses once again. |
When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the stakes. The Sharper Image is one of my favorite stores, with fantastic products of all kinds. That's why I'm thrilled they agree with me. Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks and I mean that in every sense of the word. And The Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them. Trump Steaks are by far the best tasting most flavorful beef you've ever had, truly in a league of their own. Trump Steaks are five star gourmet, quality that belong in a very very select category of restaurant, and are Certified Angus Beef Prime. There's nothing better than that. Of all of the beef produced in America, less than one percent qualifies for that category. It's the best of the best. Until now you could only enjoy steaks of this quality in one of my resort restaurants or America's finest steakhouses, but now, that's changed. Today through The Sharper Image, you can enjoy the world's greatest steaks, in your own home, with family, friends, anytime. Trump Steaks are aged to perfection to provide the ultimate in tenderness and flavor. If you like your steak, you'll absolutely love Trump Steaks. Treat yourself to the very very best life has to offer. And as a gift, Trump Steaks are the best you can give. One bite and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. And believe me, I understand steaks, it's my favorite food, and these are the best. | When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the stakes. The Sharper Image is one of my favorite stores, with fantastic products of all kinds. That's why I'm thrilled they agree with me. Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks and I mean that in every sense of the word. And The Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them. Trump Steaks are by far the best tasting most flavorful beef you've ever had, truly in a league of their own. Trump Steaks are five star gourmet, quality that belong in a very very select category of restaurant, and are Certified Angus Beef Prime. There's nothing better than that. Of all of the beef produced in America, less than one percent qualifies for that category. It's the best of the best. Until now you could only enjoy steaks of this quality in one of my resort restaurants or America's finest steakhouses, but now, that's changed. Today through The Sharper Image, you can enjoy the world's greatest steaks, in your own home, with family, friends, anytime. Trump Steaks are aged to perfection to provide the ultimate in tenderness and flavor. If you like your steak, you'll absolutely love Trump Steaks. Treat yourself to the very very best life has to offer. And as a gift, Trump Steaks are the best you can give. One bite and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. And believe me, I understand steaks, it's my favorite food, and these are the best. | ||
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Revision as of 23:39, March 24, 2016
The next president of the United States. Trump is well-respected by many Cirque du Twerque members for his political and comedic value.
Trump Steaks
Trump Steaks are an absolutely god-tier food. Sold briefly starting in 2007 by The Sharper Image through mail order, Trump Steaks was a venture by Donald Trump that sold the absolute best quality steaks available on the planet. The steaks were delivered fresh to your door in a special presentation box. Various packages with various cuts of beef were sold, ranging from $199 to $999 for a large amount of meat. Prices were relatively high, but that was because Trump Steaks used only the top 1% of beef produced. Alas, the forces of Hillary Clinton eventually conspired to bring Trump's excellent new business down. It is currently impossible to order Trump Steaks for your home, but you can still enjoy a delicious, juicy steak at one of Donald Trump's excellent resort restaurants or America's finest steakhouses. We hope that when Donald Trump becomes President, he will be able to bring Trump Steaks to the masses once again.
When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the stakes. The Sharper Image is one of my favorite stores, with fantastic products of all kinds. That's why I'm thrilled they agree with me. Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks and I mean that in every sense of the word. And The Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them. Trump Steaks are by far the best tasting most flavorful beef you've ever had, truly in a league of their own. Trump Steaks are five star gourmet, quality that belong in a very very select category of restaurant, and are Certified Angus Beef Prime. There's nothing better than that. Of all of the beef produced in America, less than one percent qualifies for that category. It's the best of the best. Until now you could only enjoy steaks of this quality in one of my resort restaurants or America's finest steakhouses, but now, that's changed. Today through The Sharper Image, you can enjoy the world's greatest steaks, in your own home, with family, friends, anytime. Trump Steaks are aged to perfection to provide the ultimate in tenderness and flavor. If you like your steak, you'll absolutely love Trump Steaks. Treat yourself to the very very best life has to offer. And as a gift, Trump Steaks are the best you can give. One bite and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. And believe me, I understand steaks, it's my favorite food, and these are the best.
