Difference between revisions of "Friend of Mine copypasta"

Revision as of 23:54, February 25, 2016

Original

I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti Indian shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. [NAME] is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until he saw all of your racist shit and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

Variations

Anti-meme

I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti meme shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. memes are a friend of mine and were the entire content of this group until everything became copypastas and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

Anti-pasta

I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti copypasta shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. Copypastas are a friend of mine and were the entire content of this group until everything became twerking and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

Anti-SJW

I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti sjw shit on this group ever again, I will make a safe space and ban you from the group somehow. Sjw's are a friend of mine and were the entire content of this group until everything became about triggering. I will make sure you over-privileged cisgendered shitlords never pull that offensive crap on here ever again

Anti-/uj

/uj I know I'm not /uj but if I see any of that /uj shit on this /uj group ever again, I will /uj ban you from the group somehow. /j is a friend of mine and I will make sure you /uj fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again This is /uj. /uj Anyone who opposes go fucking do something about it

Anti-Trump

I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti-Trump shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. Donald is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until he saw all of your librul mexican mooslim shit and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

Anti-diode

I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that diode shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. Diode is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until he saw all of your diodegynistic comments and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

Anti-Bernie

I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti-Bernie shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. Bernie is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until he saw all of your economically literate and well thought out shit and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

Meme amalgamate

I know I'm not an admin but any guesses as to why the average CdT girl has won above average Powerballs and the average CdT guy makes below average rice pilafs? Like seriously, the Bay Area is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until it saw all of your carbon emissions and I will make sure you fuckers never sexually identify ever again