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"Roast me" is a meme originated from Reddit that made its way into CdT around December 2015. In a "roast me" thread, a user posts "Roast me" and people comment "roasts".

Examples (taken from CdT roast threads):

*''On a scale from 1 to your virginity, how secure is Facebook?''
*''You look like you store your all your exes' nuts for the winter.''
*''Your profile picture looks like it was taken next to the worst Hulk Hogan impersonator of all time.''
*''You look like the type of girl who would get eiffel towered at a frat party.''
*''How much did you pay that girl to be in your profile pic? From her facial expression, probably not enough.''
*''Why did you glue your pubes onto your chin? On second thought it probably makes you look better.''
*''There's more emotion in a 10 page formal proof than on your face.''
*''Your hair is brighter than your future.''
*''Your forehead has its own zip code.''
*''When did you realize that using ketchup as conditioner was a good idea?''
*''With eyebrows that thick, I doubt your skin is thick enough to take these roasts.''
*''You look like the kind of person who sucked her way up the corporate ladder, literally.''
*''Is your dildo getting lonely?''
*''9/11 could have been prevented if the Twin Towers had the same amount of foundation as you do on your face.''
*''With that many extra chromosomes you have, we could create another CdT member.''
*''The only other person who can come close to matching that big ass jaw of yours is Jay Leno himself.''
*''I don't know what's more fake: your eyebrows or your personality.''
*''You look like one of those guys who'll keep their prom picture as their profile pic for years just to prove that you did, at one point, talk to a girl.''
*''Suck a few more dicks and you'll be able to afford that hair straightener!''
*''How does it feel being a 30 year old virgin?''
*''Your hair is more tangled than my earbuds.''
*''If "unenthusiastic handjob" had a face, it would be yours.''
*''I would roast you normally but then I'd be just like the rest of the unoriginal fucks out there. First, let's start with the gaping hole that is your self esteem. I bet you 10/10 you got bullied in high school for looking like a dumpster-blowjob-whore. However, there is still hope for you. I'm pretty sure you would get cast as an extra in a Spike Lee movie. Maybe then you could afford a proper shirt that is not tore down.''
*''Forget the no-fly list, you should be on the no-reproduce list.''
*'' I would roast you but the explosion from your vest will do that for me.''
*'' You could probably make a fortune renting that forehead out as ad space.''
*''you only have 2 friends that share the same jokes as you while you shitpost on 4chan and think its cool here. if only your mom was supportive of you other than acquiring your whole wardrobe at the salvation army donation box. don't hurt your brain pretending to be anime''
*'' everyone remove him as a friend or else your news feed will be filled up with posts about "shocking! girls in the army doing badass things" or "some scandal no one gives a shit in the army". if your dad believed in you more then maybe you would actually become a real man, go to the gym at least one time in your life and join the army. you've failed your parents expectations so much because you think you can live off your parent's money while sitting in your room accomplishing nothing except trying to give tips on a MOBA that's irrelevant in advancing your career choices. the only time people will listen to you are the little kids that you love being around you secret pedo. you're so decorated make something out of it.''
*''jesus fucking christ you look like kingseeker frampt may god have mercy on your face. praise the one kid in your class who's only good at super smash brothers and think they can compete at a professional level which we could all cheer you on for but it would be a waste of time on our parts because no one cares. good luck on getting a job with some no name company producing no name things that fucking suck dick like Don't Tap The Black Piano Tiles Part 6 Xtreme Edition LTD.''
*''Pretty sure your "type" is anything that could look like it has a pulse.''
*''Your eyebrows are so bushy they did 9/11.''
*'' you're the douche who thinks they are cooler than everyone just because you know 2 more scales than the average guitar player and video tape yourself playing a laughable mediocre cover of a shit metallica song. you've spent too much time either in your own basement or someone else's trying to start up a band that not even your family appreciates. congratulations, you've made it in the top 5% of the unemployment rate.''
*''No need. The poor lady who gave birth to you already did.''