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Cirque du Tèque

2016-09-29T05:37:54Z

TheNotoriousNSG: Created page with "Cirque du Tèque is a purist CdT subgroup with a heightened emphasis on tech memes and reduced presence of stale and recycled content. Category:Subgroups"

Cirque du Tèque is a purist CdT subgroup with a heightened emphasis on tech memes and reduced presence of stale and recycled content.

[[Category:Subgroups]]

Making a Yes/No Poll and Turning off the Comments

2016-07-22T03:53:44Z

TheNotoriousNSG: :^)

Making a Yes/No Poll and Turning off the Comments is a meme originating from a prominent member of CdT, known for deviating from the alt-right status quo. In one instance, said member created a poll with the only two available options being "yes" and "no" with the question "should racist content be allowed in this group" and comments disabled. This was widely mocked by CdT as ironic for shutting down discussion, and was/is imitated often.

Don't forget that comments cannot be turned back on on your phone! :^)

[[Category:Memes]]

[[Category:This is bad content]]

Wheel of Fortune

2016-06-02T02:48:15Z

TheNotoriousNSG:

So Tae Hong Min really hates Wheel of Fortune and took "like an hour" writing the following:

Fair Warning: If you don't want to read a long-winded post about Wheel of Fortune, just keep scrolling.

I fucking hate Wheel of Fortune. For me, the order goes
* Wheel of Fortune
* American Cheese
* Natural Ice

And here's why:

1) First and Foremost: Pat. Fucking. Sajak. At some point in the 1980's Sajak managed to land what would end up being one of the cushiest jobs of all of telecommunications, and he has continued riding the pony for the better part of four goddamn decades.I can't tell you what it was like in the past, but at this point this motherfucker brings as much passion to his job on a day-to-day basis as tuna salad sandwich left in a hot car in August. I aint even talking about some refreshing citrus or mustard-based tuna salad-no. I mean Mayonaise, tuna, white bread. In a car. Full stop. Go watch Wheel of Fortune right now, I fucking dare you. Sajak just stands there and watches people spin that comical hell-wheel and spout useless dispassionate small-talk like "Oh you're a nurse? That's cool or whatever." You can at least pretend like you still have a soul, Pat. Pretend that showbiz didn't drain what remained of your last ounces spirit years ago. But no, Sajak just stands there watching the game, offering less-than-half-hearted consolations, such as "oh brother," "too bad, so sad," or (http://tinyurl[dot]com/caacvzw) whenever some poor secretary loses a 12grand and a car from that blasted 'Bankrupt' panel in this infernal game of chance. If any other entity came to work on the daily with that level aloof and cold dis-interest, they would be A) fired on the spot, B) referred to a counselor, or C) put down by the appropriate authorities, one of those three things, and one of those three alone. AND THIS BASTARD MAKES 12MILLION DOLLARS DOING IT.

2)Vanna White. At some point in the 1990's, Vanna White apparently discovered the secret to human immortality (in more ways than one), and it seems, has since then shared that knowledge with absolutely no one. This woman does not fucking age, and this fact only becomes more horrifyingly clear as each year passes and everyone around her gets older, and she stays the same. At this rate, I should be juust about old enough to date Vanna White in about 10 years, and then 20 years after that, she'll be far too young for me, and then 20 years after that I will be deceased, and I assume she will be continuing the show with a hologram or cyborg version of Sajak. Couldn't say which for sure. Not only is this woman's physical appearance inexplicably eternal, but so is her job.

For those of you who might be too young to know this, allow me to explain. Wheel of fortune used to played with a large wooden paneled board, with the letters hidden individually with rotating hinges. When a player guessed a letter, someone was required to physically walk over to the correct spot on the board in order to reveal the letter- enter the lovely actress, Vanna White. It goes without saying that this job was technologically obsolete back in the bloody 80s, as soon as the production team could afford tube screens, or touch screens, or at this point, godamn fucking anything; and yet, it remains. Vanna White's career was made technologically and sociologically unnecessary and irrelevant DECADES ago, and YET. IT. REMAINS. She's basically the game-show equivalent of one of those old telephone operators physically connecting phone lines from one network. The only other place a similar job could exist in the 2010s is within the presence of Howie Mandell in the vein of "Deal or No Deal" (wow, what a title), and who the fuck wants to work with Howie Mandell?

3) That cursed fucking wheel. First, let me say this: At its core and most abstract sense, Wheel of Fortune is a simple and fantastic game. Players take turns guessing letters in order to be the first to guess the completed puzzle. It's, simple, straight-forward, and accessible to even the casual viewer watching the show. Simply put, it's fun. Despite that, it rewards clever and skilled players who have the raw intuition to just *know* what the end puzzle will probably be. Exciting, challenging, AND fun. But then....they add in the show's namesake, that Fucking Wheel of Fortune. Do you know how many times I've watched the country's greatest puzzle solvers just get totally erased by that dreaded thing? Racking up thousands of well-earned dollars and prizes, just to have it arbitrarily swept away over and over? Why even HAVE that 'Bankrupt' tile you sociopathic bastards?? Do you just like watching people lose things in a system beyond their control? Is it supposed to be some sort of allegory for the tragedy that life can be?

4) The juxtaposition. Adding insult to injury, in most broadcast regions, the luck-based cataclysm that is Wheel of Fortune airs back to back with the champion of game shows, "Jeopardy". Jeopardy. A game so brutally skill-based and dedicated to tradition and to game rules that it borders on antiquated or ceremonial. Jeopardy contestants must phrase all responses in the form of questions. No exceptions. Jeopardy contestants must answer all questions in 4 seconds. Answers delivered milliseconds late are invalid. Hell, I've seen Jeopardy showrunners take AWAY points from previous rounds because of pronunciations that weren't close enough to be 100% correct. JEOPARDY CONTESTANTS WILL RECEIVE WHAT THE EARN AND ONLY WHAT THEY EARN - NOTHING MORE AND CERTAINLY NOTHING LESS. Meanwhile, you have this nonsensical Wheel of Fortune next door making a mockery of everything a game show can be, and it's just, I just asoiudhqiuwakmna;ooihftykub,j,hjvhgdc

==CdT Variant==
Fair Warning: If you don't want to read a long-winded post about Cirque du Twerque, just keep scrolling.

I fucking hate Cirque du Twerque. For me, the order goes

* [[Cirque du Twerque]]
* [[Hackathon Hackers]]
* [[Post Aesthetics]]

And here's why:

1) First and Foremost: David. Fucking. Steinberg. At some point in 2015 Steinberg managed to land what would end up being one of the cushiest jobs of all of Facebook group administration, and he has continued riding the pony for the better part of nearly a whole goddamn year.I can't tell you what it was like in the past, but at this point this motherfucker brings as much passion to his job on a day-to-day basis as tuna salad sandwich left in a hot car in August. I aint even talking about some refreshing citrus or mustard-based tuna salad-no. I mean Mayonaise, tuna, white bread. In a car. Full stop. Go on Cirque du Twerque right now, I fucking dare you. Steinberg just stands there and watches people post screenshots of other posts and conversations and spout useless dispassionate filler content like "I see myself." You can at least pretend like you still have a soul, David. Pretend that shitposting didn't drain what remained of your last ounces spirit years ago. But no, Steinberg just stands there watching the group, offering less-than-half-hearted unfunny posts, such as "o shit waddup," "it me" or "married to the hustle" whenever some poor asshole posts a meme they spent months working on and get maybe three reactions total in this infernal game of chance. If any other entity came to work on the daily with that level aloof and cold dis-interest, they would be A) fired on the spot, B) referred to a counselor, or C) put down by the appropriate authorities, one of those three things, and one of those three alone. AND THIS BASTARD BECOMES A CELEBRITY MEMER DOING IT.

2)Lily Sellers. At some point, Lily Sellers apparently discovered the secret to human immortality (in more ways than one), and it seems, has since then shared that knowledge with absolutely no one. This woman does not fucking die, and this fact only becomes more horrifyingly clear as each month passes and some absurd bullshit happens to her, and somehow she's still not dead. This woman has bled from her eyeballs, gone through extreme stomach pains, and probably fell out of a fifth floor window. At this rate, I assume she will be continuing the group with a hologram or cyborg version of David in 80 years. Couldn't say which for sure. Not only is this woman inexplicably eternal, but so is her job.
For those of you who might be too young to know this, allow me to explain. Cirque du Twerque used to be Circletwerk with a large number of satirical posts about hackathons, which occasionally trended toward personal attacks on members of Hackathon Hackers. When this was the case, someone was required to physically check on the group every once in a while and remove shitposts that had no place in the group- enter Lily Sellers. It goes without saying that this job was functionally obsolete after a few months, as soon as the group devolved into posting nothing but fucking rare pepes, screenshots of other Facebook groups, or at this point, just goddamn fucking trolley memes; and yet, it remains. Lily Sellers' career was made sociologically unnecessary and irrelevant MONTHS ago, and YET. IT. REMAINS. She's basically the Facebook-group equivalent of one of those old telephone operators physically connecting phone lines from one network. The only other place a similar job could exist in the 2010s is within the presence of admins in [[Hackathon Hackers]] (wow, what a name), and who the fuck wants to work with a bunch of entitled whiney white Silicon Valley prospects who can't go five minutes without saying "OH MY GOD DOES THIS MEME REMIND ANYONE THAT THEY PROGRAM?"

3) That cursed fucking report system. First, let me say this: At its core and most abstract sense, Facebook has a simple and fantastic code of conduct. People report posts that they feel might be offensive, a human employee at Facebook reviews the post and determines if it's a violation of the terms, and they remove it if so, and they don't otherwise. Simply put, it's harmless. Despite that, it rewards douchebags who have the raw intuition to just *know* that anything that's reported is going to be shown out of context regardless of the poster's intentions. Do you know how many fucking times I've watched the country's greatest shitposters just get totally erased by that dreaded shitshow? Racking up thousands of well-earned likes and comments, just to have it arbitrarily swept away over and over? Why even HAVE that 'Was this block made in error?' link you sociopathic bastards?? Do you just like watching people lose things in a system beyond their control? Is it supposed to be some sort of allegory for the tragedy that life can be?

4) The juxtaposition. Adding insult to injury, for most group members, the shitpost-based cataclysm that is Cirque du Twerque appears back to back with the champion of Facebook groups, HX. HX. A group so brutally intelligent and conversation-based and dedicated to post quality and the pursuit of knowledge that it borders on antiquated or ceremonial. HX posters must comply with a rigid content policy designed to weed out the lowest of low quality content. No exceptions. HX posters must contribute their own original thoughts to posts instead of just posting a link and adding "thoughts?". Posts that miss the mark on even one issue are marked and removed. Hell, I've seen HX admins REMOVE posts from hours or days before because of wording that wasn't close enough to be 100% correct. HX CONTRIBUTORS WILL RECEIVE WHAT THEY EARN AND ONLY WHAT THEY EARN - NOTHING MORE AND CERTAINLY NOTHING LESS. Meanwhile, you have this nonsensical Cirque du Twerque next door making a mockery of everything a Facebook group can be, and it's just, I just asoiudhqiuwakmna;ooihftykub,j,hjvhgdc

[[Category: Memes]]
[[Category: Copypasta]]

Wheel of Fortune

2016-06-02T02:45:05Z

TheNotoriousNSG: Formatting and new pasta variant

So Tae Hong Min really hates Wheel of Fortune and took "like an hour" writing the following:

Fair Warning: If you don't want to read a long-winded post about Wheel of Fortune, just keep scrolling.

I fucking hate Wheel of Fortune. For me, the order goes
* Wheel of Fortune
* American Cheese
* Natural Ice

And here's why:

1) First and Foremost: Pat. Fucking. Sajak. At some point in the 1980's Sajak managed to land what would end up being one of the cushiest jobs of all of telecommunications, and he has continued riding the pony for the better part of four goddamn decades.I can't tell you what it was like in the past, but at this point this motherfucker brings as much passion to his job on a day-to-day basis as tuna salad sandwich left in a hot car in August. I aint even talking about some refreshing citrus or mustard-based tuna salad-no. I mean Mayonaise, tuna, white bread. In a car. Full stop. Go watch Wheel of Fortune right now, I fucking dare you. Sajak just stands there and watches people spin that comical hell-wheel and spout useless dispassionate small-talk like "Oh you're a nurse? That's cool or whatever." You can at least pretend like you still have a soul, Pat. Pretend that showbiz didn't drain what remained of your last ounces spirit years ago. But no, Sajak just stands there watching the game, offering less-than-half-hearted consolations, such as "oh brother," "too bad, so sad," or (http://tinyurl[dot]com/caacvzw) whenever some poor secretary loses a 12grand and a car from that blasted 'Bankrupt' panel in this infernal game of chance. If any other entity came to work on the daily with that level aloof and cold dis-interest, they would be A) fired on the spot, B) referred to a counselor, or C) put down by the appropriate authorities, one of those three things, and one of those three alone. AND THIS BASTARD MAKES 12MILLION DOLLARS DOING IT.

2)Vanna White. At some point in the 1990's, Vanna White apparently discovered the secret to human immortality (in more ways than one), and it seems, has since then shared that knowledge with absolutely no one. This woman does not fucking age, and this fact only becomes more horrifyingly clear as each year passes and everyone around her gets older, and she stays the same. At this rate, I should be juust about old enough to date Vanna White in about 10 years, and then 20 years after that, she'll be far too young for me, and then 20 years after that I will be deceased, and I assume she will be continuing the show with a hologram or cyborg version of Sajak. Couldn't say which for sure. Not only is this woman's physical appearance inexplicably eternal, but so is her job.

For those of you who might be too young to know this, allow me to explain. Wheel of fortune used to played with a large wooden paneled board, with the letters hidden individually with rotating hinges. When a player guessed a letter, someone was required to physically walk over to the correct spot on the board in order to reveal the letter- enter the lovely actress, Vanna White. It goes without saying that this job was technologically obsolete back in the bloody 80s, as soon as the production team could afford tube screens, or touch screens, or at this point, godamn fucking anything; and yet, it remains. Vanna White's career was made technologically and sociologically unnecessary and irrelevant DECADES ago, and YET. IT. REMAINS. She's basically the game-show equivalent of one of those old telephone operators physically connecting phone lines from one network. The only other place a similar job could exist in the 2010s is within the presence of Howie Mandell in the vein of "Deal or No Deal" (wow, what a title), and who the fuck wants to work with Howie Mandell?

3) That cursed fucking wheel. First, let me say this: At its core and most abstract sense, Wheel of Fortune is a simple and fantastic game. Players take turns guessing letters in order to be the first to guess the completed puzzle. It's, simple, straight-forward, and accessible to even the casual viewer watching the show. Simply put, it's fun. Despite that, it rewards clever and skilled players who have the raw intuition to just *know* what the end puzzle will probably be. Exciting, challenging, AND fun. But then....they add in the show's namesake, that Fucking Wheel of Fortune. Do you know how many times I've watched the country's greatest puzzle solvers just get totally erased by that dreaded thing? Racking up thousands of well-earned dollars and prizes, just to have it arbitrarily swept away over and over? Why even HAVE that 'Bankrupt' tile you sociopathic bastards?? Do you just like watching people lose things in a system beyond their control? Is it supposed to be some sort of allegory for the tragedy that life can be?

4) The juxtaposition. Adding insult to injury, in most broadcast regions, the luck-based cataclysm that is Wheel of Fortune airs back to back with the champion of game shows, "Jeopardy". Jeopardy. A game so brutally skill-based and dedicated to tradition and to game rules that it borders on antiquated or ceremonial. Jeopardy contestants must phrase all responses in the form of questions. No exceptions. Jeopardy contestants must answer all questions in 4 seconds. Answers delivered milliseconds late are invalid. Hell, I've seen Jeopardy showrunners take AWAY points from previous rounds because of pronunciations that weren't close enough to be 100% correct. JEOPARDY CONTESTANTS WILL RECEIVE WHAT THE EARN AND ONLY WHAT THEY EARN - NOTHING MORE AND CERTAINLY NOTHING LESS. Meanwhile, you have this nonsensical Wheel of Fortune next door making a mockery of everything a game show can be, and it's just, I just asoiudhqiuwakmna;ooihftykub,j,hjvhgdc

==CdT Variant==
Fair Warning: If you don't want to read a long-winded post about Cirque du Twerque, just keep scrolling.

I fucking hate Cirque du Twerque. For me, the order goes

* [[Cirque du Twerque]]
* [[Hackathon Hackers]]
* [[Post Aesthetics]]

And here's why:

1) First and Foremost: David. Fucking. Steinberg. At some point in 2015 Steinberg managed to land what would end up being one of the cushiest jobs of all of Facebook group administration, and he has continued riding the pony for the better part of nearly a whole goddamn year.I can't tell you what it was like in the past, but at this point this motherfucker brings as much passion to his job on a day-to-day basis as tuna salad sandwich left in a hot car in August. I aint even talking about some refreshing citrus or mustard-based tuna salad-no. I mean Mayonaise, tuna, white bread. In a car. Full stop. Go on Cirque du Twerque right now, I fucking dare you. Steinberg just stands there and watches people post screenshots of other posts and conversations and spout useless dispassionate filler content like "I see myself." You can at least pretend like you still have a soul, David. Pretend that shitposting didn't drain what remained of your last ounces spirit years ago. But no, Steinberg just stands there watching the group, offering less-than-half-hearted unfunny posts, such as "o shit waddup," "it me" or "married to the hustle" whenever some poor asshole posts a meme they spent months working on and get maybe three reactions total in this infernal game of chance. If any other entity came to work on the daily with that level aloof and cold dis-interest, they would be A) fired on the spot, B) referred to a counselor, or C) put down by the appropriate authorities, one of those three things, and one of those three alone. AND THIS BASTARD BECOMES A CELEBRITY MEMER DOING IT.

2)Lily Sellers. At some point, Lily Sellers apparently discovered the secret to human immortality (in more ways than one), and it seems, has since then shared that knowledge with absolutely no one. This woman does not fucking die, and this fact only becomes more horrifyingly clear as each month passes and some absurd bullshit happens to her, and somehow she's still not dead. This woman has bled from her eyeballs, gone through extreme stomach pains, and probably fell out of a fifth floor window. At this rate, I assume she will be continuing the group with a hologram or cyborg version of David in 80 years. Couldn't say which for sure. Not only is this woman inexplicably eternal, but so is her job.
For those of you who might be too young to know this, allow me to explain. Cirque du Twerque used to be Circletwerk with a large number of satirical posts about hackathons, which occasionally trended toward personal attacks on members of Hackathon Hackers. When this was the case, someone was required to physically check on the group every once in a while and remove shitposts that had no place in the group- enter Lily Sellers. It goes without saying that this job was functionally obsolete after a few months, as soon as the group devolved into posting nothing but fucking rare pepes, screenshots of other Facebook groups, or at this point, godamn fucking anything; and yet, it remains. Lily Sellers' career was made sociologically unnecessary and irrelevant MONTHS ago, and YET. IT. REMAINS. She's basically the Facebook-group equivalent of one of those old telephone operators physically connecting phone lines from one network. The only other place a similar job could exist in the 2010s is within the presence of admins in [[Hackathon Hackers]] (wow, what a name), and who the fuck wants to work with a bunch of entitled whiney white Silicon Valley prospects who can't go five minutes without saying "OH MY GOD DOES THIS MEME REMIND ANYONE THAT THEY PROGRAM?"

3) That cursed fucking report system. First, let me say this: At its core and most abstract sense, Facebook has a simple and fantastic code of conduct. People report posts that they feel might be offensive, a human employee at Facebook reviews the post and determines if it's a violation of the terms, and they remove it if so, and they don't otherwise. Simply put, it's harmless. Despite that, it rewards douchebags who have the raw intuition to just *know* that anything that's reported is going to be shown out of context regardless of the poster's intentions. Do you know how many fucking times I've watched the country's greatest shitposters just get totally erased by that dreaded shitshow? Racking up thousands of well-earned likes and comments, just to have it arbitrarily swept away over and over? Why even HAVE that 'Was this block made in error?' link you sociopathic bastards?? Do you just like watching people lose things in a system beyond their control? Is it supposed to be some sort of allegory for the tragedy that life can be?

4) The juxtaposition. Adding insult to injury, for most group members, the shitpost-based cataclysm that is Cirque du Twerque appears back to back with the champion of Facebook groups, HX. HX. A group so brutally intelligent and conversation-based and dedicated to post quality and the pursuit of knowledge that it borders on antiquated or ceremonial. HX posters must comply with a rigid content policy designed to weed out the lowest of low quality content. No exceptions. HX posters must contribute their own original thoughts to posts instead of just posting a link and adding "thoughts?". Posts that miss the mark on even one issue are marked and removed. Hell, I've seen HX admins REMOVE posts from hours or days before because of wording that wasn't close enough to be 100% correct. HX CONTRIBUTORS WILL RECEIVE WHAT THEY EARN AND ONLY WHAT THEY EARN - NOTHING MORE AND CERTAINLY NOTHING LESS. Meanwhile, you have this nonsensical Cirque du Twerque next door making a mockery of everything a Facebook group can be, and it's just, I just asoiudhqiuwakmna;ooihftykub,j,hjvhgdc

[[Category: Memes]]
[[Category: Copypasta]]

Cirque du Twerque

2016-05-21T21:29:47Z

TheNotoriousNSG:

Welcome to the CdT wiki!
Cirque du Twerque is a closed Facebook group with over 5,000 members. The group focuses on [[:Category:Memes| memes]], some of which are tech-related because of the group's history with [[Hackathon Hackers]].
This wiki is a [[Trash Dumpyard|dumpyard]] for all information on all the [[:Category:Memes| dankest memes]] in [[Cirque du Twerque]].

Check out [https://www.facebook.com/groups/HHCirqueDuTwerque/permalink/454459328085087/ this post] for wiki information.

== History ==
=== Old Circletwerk ===
Cirque du Twerque started out as HH Circlejerk, which was originally an HH humor subgroup. Due to complaints about the original title, the name changed to HH Circletwerk.

=== Migration to HH Cirque du Twerque ===

In July of 2015, admin drama caused many users to leave HH Circletwerk and create other subgroups, such as HH Circletwerk 2.0, demanding more fair moderation. The turning point for HH Circletwerk was when the owner of the group removed every admin and disabled posting with no notice.
Lily Sellers, a frequent memer in HH Circletwerk, decided to jump on this opportunity to spark a revolution and found a new meme group, HH Circlesmirk. This is why Lily is commonly referred to as "queen", "senpai", "mom", etc.
Once the new group was created, the Meme Queen informed her fellow revolutionaries – David the Dank Lord, Mike the Trump Card, Stephanie the Supreme Shit-poster. The four of them together were the original mods of HH Circlesmirk. They, as well as many others before them, believed that moderation and any decision that may affect the group should be decided by majority vote.
The new group gained a considerable following over only a few days, after which the mods decided to create a poll to decide on what the community wanted the group name to be. Everyone was allowed to add options to the poll as well as vote. However, to keep everything fair and unbiased, the mods opt out of every vote. This is how HH Circlesmirk came to be HH Cirque du Twerque.

=== Removal of HH from Cirque du Twerque ===

In December 2015, the actions of a certain HH admin angered many people in the HH community, including many members of HHCdT. On December 13, 2015, said HH admin released the following statement:

<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to build this community with incredible people. They taught me so much.
When we built that team, I hoped that rule by committee of equals would be the most effective way to build the community. I was wrong.
The community suffered due to inaction. Marginalized people left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for the subgroups, and the team was ineffective at changing that.
My failure to communicate effectively with the team and the community itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.
These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the admin team. The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin unilaterally to make this change was my own fault. I made a mistake.
My intention isn't to take over as eternal dictator of HH. Nor is it to turn this into a business. I didn't do this for power or money. I did this because I thought it was best for the community. There was definitely a better way.
Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the subgroup leaders and the community itself. You can read more about the plan here: https://medium.com/hackathon-hackers/giving-hackathon-hackers-back-to-the-community-c77cebda92e6#.mslxrqiv8
Community members can nominate moderators. Subgroup leaders will elect both the moderation team and the admin who will lead HH.
I won't be running in the election at the start of the New Year. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that the transition of power is smooth, and that no one is ever able to do what I did again.
</blockquote>

This apology was not taken well by the HHCdT community, and as a result, this became a [[HH Admin Copypasta|copypasta]] and HH Cirque du Twerque became Cirque du Twerque. Many other HH subgroups made changes as well, including:

* HH Hacker Problems -> Hacker Problems
* Real Singles of HH -> Sovereign State of Real Singles
* HH Cats -> Real Cats of CdT
* Hackathon Hackers (purist subgroup) -> Hackers -> HX

=== Dishwasher controversy ===
In January of 2016, the following meme, in style of the [[How Should a Dog Wear Pants?]] meme, was posted to CdT:
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:800px">
'''/hh the following link may offend some people'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/if-a-dishwasher-wore-pants-would-it-wear-them-like-this-or-this-woman-trolling.jpg</div>

</div>

This meme caused a lot of controversy among CdT members, and many claimed that the meme was misogynistic. On the other hand, other CdT members, including women, claimed that such humor should not be taken seriously on a shitposting group. Others decided to leave CdT all together, claiming the environment "promoted sexism".

One member went on a full-blown rant defending their friend and threatening to leave if they "saw this misogynistic shit ever again", creating the [[Friend of Mine copypasta]]. However, CdT remains strong to this day.

=== Mod Elections of 2016===
In May of 2016, CdT reached 5,000 members, which meant a new mod was to be elected. This was a big deal so hella people made tons of memes and effortposted their way to the top. Some even did memes in the style of [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bernie-or-hillary Bernie or Hillary?] between eachother. All [https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=994554633927877 "attack" ads] were meant in good nature. Eventually it was narrowed down to three candidates. 
The elections turned tense when a member made a personal attack on one of the candidates and threatened to "leave CdT and never look back, you have my word". Due to building tension, the mods at the time decided to prematurely end the elections, and making all top three candidates moderators. 

===The Great Rap Battle of 2016===
In May of 2016 around the time of The Mod Elections of 2016 a rap battle broke out when local 9 year old, Andy Kamath dropped a soundcloud link titled "Views From The 9". It was met with rave reviews including "I can't believe you've done this", "I don't want to live on this planet anymore", and "tihs(sic) is not that bad". The following is the fallout of the dropping of the K-Bomb.

* [https://soundcloud.com/andy-kamath-1/views-from-the-nine-cdt-diss-track The original: Views From The 9 - Andy Kamath]
* [https://soundcloud.com/halfwindy/ndy-kam-h-remix The remix: Views From The 9 - Olivia Scharfman]
* [https://soundcloud.com/lil-fuky/fucking-dont-even-bother Another rap: Fucking don't even bother making anymore CDT raps - Peyrameshwar Naz]
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/HHCirqueDuTwerque/permalink/496951333835886/ The fire whisperer: Pusheen - Thierry Rutaganira]
* [https://soundcloud.com/iamswift/diss-claimer The undisputed GOAT: Diss-Claimer. - Jonathan Kingsley]
* [https://soundcloud.com/andy-kamath-1/back-to-baesics Response to JFK: Back To Baesics - Andy Kamath]

=== Post Aesthetics Controversy ===
 After some complaints from various [https://www.facebook.com/groups/HHCirqueDuTwerque/ CdT] members, [[Post Aesthetics]] reputation got worse and worse. In particular, it became a well known page for having hyper-sensitive admins. In addition, the page favors PoC (People of Color) over white people. It calls white people to "check their privilege." Almost always, people who differ in opinion with the admins get banned from the page. Regardless of the reputation, members from [https://www.facebook.com/groups/HHCirqueDuTwerque/ CdT] always post memes and roast admins from PA and expose them.
 In one incident, a PA (Post Aesthetic) admin promised a CdT member to ub-ban him/her in exchange for completing their CS assignment. However, upon joining CdT, the admin said that he was just joking.
 Three PA admins ended up joining CdT and shitposting like everyone else, leading everyone to believe that they probably seem like cool people despite their dysfunctional group admin policies and causing a brief resurgence of the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test meme. 

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'''/pa cw: memes'''
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== Demographic ==
Cirque du Twerque is very popular among college-aged students, many of them being Computer Science and/or Computer Engineering majors, and some high school students. For an unknown reason, many of the college-aged members attend college or live in the state of Illinois. Some CdT members attend other state universities as well as Ivy Leagues, renowned engineering schools and even liberal arts schools. 

Despite the lack of women in technology, CdT is an inclusive environment, and many of the moderators and top-tier shitposters are women. Thus, [[Do girls like this?|girls do like CdT]].

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TheNotoriousNSG:

Welcome to the CdT wiki!
Cirque du Twerque is a closed Facebook group with over 4,000 members. The group focuses on [[:Category:Memes| memes]], some of which are tech-related because of the group's history with [[Hackathon Hackers]].
This wiki is a [[Trash Dumpyard|dumpyard]] for all information on all the [[:Category:Memes| dankest memes]] in [[Cirque du Twerque]].

Check out [https://www.facebook.com/groups/HHCirqueDuTwerque/permalink/454459328085087/ this post] for wiki information.

== History ==
=== Old Circletwerk ===
Cirque du Twerque started out as HH Circlejerk, which was originally an HH humor subgroup. Due to complaints about the original title, the name changed to HH Circletwerk.

=== Migration to HH Cirque du Twerque ===

In July of 2015, admin drama caused many users to leave HH Circletwerk and create other subgroups, such as HH Circletwerk 2.0, demanding more fair moderation. The turning point for HH Circletwerk was when the owner of the group removed every admin and disabled posting with no notice.
Lily Sellers, a frequent memer in HH Circletwerk, decided to jump on this opportunity to spark a revolution and found a new meme group, HH Circlesmirk. This is why Lily is commonly referred to as "queen", "senpai", "mom", etc.
Once the new group was created, she informed her fellow revolutionaries – memers David Steinberg, Mike Huang, and Stephanie Smithson. The four of them together were the original mods of HH Circlesmirk. They, as well as many others before them, believed that moderation and any decision that may affect the group should be decided by majority vote.
The new group gained a considerable following over only a few days, after which the mods decided to create a poll to decide on what the community wanted the group name to be. Everyone was allowed to add options to the poll as well as vote. However, to keep everything fair and unbiased, the mods opt out of every vote. This is how HH Circlesmirk came to be HH Cirque du Twerque.

=== Removal of HH from Cirque du Twerque ===

In December 2015, the actions of a certain HH admin angered many people in the HH community, including many members of HHCdT. On December 13, 2015, said HH admin released the following statement:

<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to build this community with incredible people. They taught me so much.
When we built that team, I hoped that rule by committee of equals would be the most effective way to build the community. I was wrong.
The community suffered due to inaction. Marginalized people left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for the subgroups, and the team was ineffective at changing that.
My failure to communicate effectively with the team and the community itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.
These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the admin team. The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin unilaterally to make this change was my own fault. I made a mistake.
My intention isn't to take over as eternal dictator of HH. Nor is it to turn this into a business. I didn't do this for power or money. I did this because I thought it was best for the community. There was definitely a better way.
Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the subgroup leaders and the community itself. You can read more about the plan here: https://medium.com/hackathon-hackers/giving-hackathon-hackers-back-to-the-community-c77cebda92e6#.mslxrqiv8
Community members can nominate moderators. Subgroup leaders will elect both the moderation team and the admin who will lead HH.
I won't be running in the election at the start of the New Year. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that the transition of power is smooth, and that no one is ever able to do what I did again.
</blockquote>

This apology was not taken well by the HHCdT community, and as a result, this became a [[HH Admin Copypasta|copypasta]] and HH Cirque du Twerque became Cirque du Twerque. Many other HH subgroups made changes as well, including:

* HH Hacker Problems -> Hacker Problems
* Real Singles of HH -> Sovereign State of Real Singles
* HH Cats -> Real Cats of CdT
* Hackathon Hackers (purist subgroup) -> Hackers -> HX

=== Dishwasher controversy ===
In January of 2016, the following meme, in style of the [[How Should a Dog Wear Pants?]] meme, was posted to CdT:
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'''/hh the following link may offend some people'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/if-a-dishwasher-wore-pants-would-it-wear-them-like-this-or-this-woman-trolling.jpg</div>

</div>

This meme caused a lot of controversy among CdT members, and many claimed that the meme was misogynistic. On the other hand, other CdT members, including women, claimed that such humor should not be taken seriously on a shitposting group. Others decided to leave CdT all together, claiming the environment "promoted sexism".

One member went on a full-blown rant defending their friend and threatening to leave if they "saw this misogynistic shit ever again", creating the [[Friend of Mine copypasta]]. However, CdT remains strong to this day.

== Demographic ==
Cirque du Twerque is very popular among college-aged students, many of them being Computer Science and/or Computer Engineering majors, and some high school students. For an unknown reason, many of the college-aged members attend college or live in the state of Illinois. Some CdT members attend other state universities as well as Ivy Leagues, renowned engineering schools and even liberal arts schools. 

Despite the lack of women in technology, CdT is an inclusive environment, and many of the moderators and top-tier shitposters are women. Thus, [[Do girls like this?|girls do like CdT]].

Hackathon Hackers.

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Hackathon Hackers

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Formerly a tech discussion group, '''Hackathon Hackers''' (also known as HH) is now a meme hub and overall great place for social commentary. As a result of the [[Cirque_du_Twerque#Removal_of_HH_from_Cirque_du_Twerque|restructuring of the admin team]] leaving only one active admin, the quality of the group has declined due to an inability to keep up with many posts being made, as well as stalled progress on new admin elections and adoption of HackBot, a moderation tool.

[[HX]] is a purist splinter group which existed prior to the admin team restructuring, but gained much more popularity as a result due to its roots in democratic moderation and an emphasis on quality discussion and reasonable but tight moderation.

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Formerly a tech discussion group, Hackathon Hackers (also known as HH) is now a meme hub and overall great place for social commentary. As a result of the [[Cirque_du_Twerque#Removal_of_HH_from_Cirque_du_Twerque|restructuring of the admin team]] leaving only one active admin, the quality of the group has declined due to an inability to keep up with many posts being made, as well as stalled progress on new admin elections and adoption of HackBot, a moderation tool.

[[HX]] is a purist splinter group which existed prior to the admin team restructuring, but gained much more popularity as a result due to its roots in democratic moderation and an emphasis on quality discussion and reasonable but tight moderation.

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'''u·ni·lat·er·al''' 
(adj.) (of an action or decision) performed by or affecting only one person, group, or country involved in a particular situation, without the agreement of another or the others.
</blockquote>

During the [[Cirque_du_Twerque#Removal_of_HH_from_Cirque_du_Twerque|HH admin shitfest]], one of the then-admins made a post to publicly protest the removal of one of the admins and appeal to the members of the group. In this post, said admin called this action "unilateral" and against the spirit of the group. The original post has since been removed.

As the controversy was discussed, the use of the word "unilateral" in HH skyrocketed because of this post. CdT members started to make fun of the repetition of the word by using it as often as possible, making it a bona fide meme.

[[Category:Memes]]

Navy Seal Copypasta

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==Original Copypasta==

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

==Variants==

===MIT===
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

===Node.js===
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Node.JS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on web devs, and I have over 300 confirmed lines of code. I am trained in callbacks and I’m the top coder in the entire Node.JS armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Hackathons and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out code you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in meme combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Hackathon Hackers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

===HHCT===
What the HHCT did you just HHCT about me, you little HHCT? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my HHCT in the HHCT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret memes on HHCT, and I have over 300 confirmed memes. I am trained in HHCT warfare and I’m the top shitposter in the entire HHCT. You are nothing to me but just another shtipost. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this HHCT, mark my fucking memes. You think you can get away with saying that meme to me over the HHCT? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, twerker. The storm that wipes out the dank little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outmeme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dank hands. Not only am I extensively trained in meme combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Meme Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shitpost off the face of the continent, you little HHCT. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn HHCT. I will shit dank fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

===Feminist===
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.

===Berkeley EECS===
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little humanities major? I’ll have you know I place in the top 5% of my EECS classes, and I’ve been involved in numerous successful startups, and I have over 3000 github repositories. I am trained in algorithms and circuit analysis and I’m the top data structure master in the entire Berkeley EECS community. You are nothing to me but just another bug. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with stoping my code from compiling? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of HKN associates across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can corrupt your hard drive in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the shit I learned in the CS61 series. Not only am I extensively trained in fourier analysis, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the hive servers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will destroy the curve and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

==Variants with other copypastas==
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hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌
teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓⚓, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮＴＯＤＲＩＶＥＵＰＨＥＲＥＩＮＴＨＥＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 smile emoticon like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away

[[Category: Copypasta]]

Category:Copypasta

2016-02-26T00:13:06Z

TheNotoriousNSG: Make Copypasta a subcategory of Memes

[[Category:Memes]]

Friend of Mine copypasta

2016-02-26T00:12:46Z

TheNotoriousNSG: Move from Memes to Copypasta category

== Original ==
I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti Indian shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. [NAME] is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until he saw all of your racist shit and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

== Variations ==
=== Anti-meme ===
I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti meme shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. memes are a friend of mine and were the entire content of this group until everything became copypastas and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

=== Anti-pasta ===
I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti copypasta shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. Copypastas are a friend of mine and were the entire content of this group until everything became twerking and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

=== Anti-SJW ===
I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti sjw shit on this group ever again, I will make a safe space and ban you from the group somehow. Sjw's are a friend of mine and were the entire content of this group until everything became about triggering. I will make sure you over-privileged cisgendered shitlords never pull that offensive crap on here ever again

=== Anti-/uj ===
/uj I know I'm not /uj but if I see any of that /uj shit on this /uj group ever again, I will /uj ban you from the group somehow. /j is a friend of mine and I will make sure you /uj fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again
This is /uj. /uj Anyone who opposes go fucking do something about it

=== Anti-Trump ===
I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti-Trump shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. Donald is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until he saw all of your librul mexican mooslim shit and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

=== Anti-diode ===
I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that diode shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. Diode is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until he saw all of your diodegynistic comments and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

=== Anti-Bernie ===
I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti-Bernie shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. Bernie is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until he saw all of your economically literate and well thought out shit and I will make sure you fuckers never pull that shit on here ever again

=== Meme amalgamate ===
I know I'm not an admin but any guesses as to why the average CdT girl has won above average Powerballs and the average CdT guy makes below average rice pilafs? Like seriously, the Bay Area is a friend of mine and was a member of this group until it saw all of your carbon emissions and I will make sure you fuckers never sexually identify ever again

[[Category:Copypasta]]

Trash Dumpyard

2016-02-26T00:11:07Z

TheNotoriousNSG: Created page with "http://i.imgur.com/82NTsLC.jpg '''Trash dumpyard''' is a meme that originated from EEQ. Calling out another member for the poor quality of their submissions to the group,..."

http://i.imgur.com/82NTsLC.jpg

'''Trash dumpyard''' is a meme that originated from [[EEQ]]. Calling out another member for the poor quality of their submissions to the group, a member told them to make better posts than "this scrap" and that half of their questions "needed to be send into DumpYard."

"This post for trash dumpyard" quickly became a meme to say "this post should be trashed/deleted." Trash dumpyard on its own then evolved to generally mean something is bad.

[[Category:Indian Facebook]]
[[Category:Memes]]

Friend of Mine copypasta

2016-02-25T23:54:27Z

TheNotoriousNSG: Add to meme category

Friend of Mine copypasta

2016-02-25T23:53:49Z

TheNotoriousNSG: Created page with "== Original == I know I'm not an admin but if I see any of that anti Indian shit on this group ever again, I will ban you from the group somehow. [NAME] is a friend of mine an..."