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Cirque du Aperture

2017-11-10T09:52:44Z

Sergey:

Cirque du Aperture [https://www.facebook.com/groups/CirqueDuAperture/] is a group dedicated to photography within the CdT community. Link: https://www.facebook.com/groups/CirqueDuAperture/

[[Category:Subgroups]]

Cirque du Aperture

2017-11-10T09:51:32Z

Sergey: created

Cirque du Aperture is a group dedicated to photography within the CdT community. Link: https://www.facebook.com/groups/CirqueDuAperture/

Please go and suck other mind

2017-06-22T22:17:48Z

Sergey: fixing the images

"Please go and suck other mind" is a catchphrase that started in late April 2016 on [[Cirque du Twerque]] when a member posted a screenshot of his interaction with a member from [[PHP]].

== Original text ==

{{quote|wtf . fist u change ur language . how u talk man

please go and suck other mind}}

== Context ==
On 20 April 2016, a member named Vikas asked in [[PHP]] on how to create an administration panel for a website. The question was vague in nature, however other PHP members posted links to pre-made admin panels for him to check out. Prominent shitposter Sergey commented on the post mentioning that the question was extremely vague in nature, and asked Vikas what kind of features he wanted to have in his control panel. Vikas then responded negatively, claiming that Sergey was going to steal his ideas. Sergey then told him to change his attitude if he wants to receive any assistance, to which Vikas then responded with the golden phrase of this article.

== Spread ==
After the screenshots were shared on CdT, highly prominent shitposter Eden started a spinoff:
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:800px">
'''original spread'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">http://i.imgur.com/YuBX6Ah.png</div>
</div>

Ever since, the phrase "Please go and suck other mind" has been used in response to anything remotely abrasive or controversial.

== Screenshots ==
http://i.imgur.com/N6BzBva.png

http://i.imgur.com/BaxS4e3.png

== Variations ==
=== Russian ===
Что . Сперва измени свой язык. Как ты говориш мужик. Пожалуйста, иди сосать другие мозги

[[Category: Memes]]
[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Copypasta]]

Butthurt Pasta

2016-06-07T02:16:37Z

Sergey:

Butthurt pasta usually refers to delicious [[Copypasta]] where someone becomes extremely butthurt. This page will attempt to collect them all.

== You people make me sick ==
You people make me sick. A CdT consists of only these following items. Shitposts. Cirque with Twerque (usually ironic). This entire group consist of “post aesthetics”. Almost every “CdT” post i see on here tonight has other items added to it. The fact that this group is called “a shitposting group” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against post aesthetics, I just hate their association with groups that are not CdT. Adding cw to your shit post? It's called an aesthetic. Totally different. Want to add a cw and some pretentious political correctness with checked privilege? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not CdT. I would be more than willing to wager I've seen more CdT posts in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one post. Want to personalize your CdT? Use a mix of different memes or use pre or post irony. But if you want to add some cws and take a picture of it, make your own group entitled “post aesthetics” because that is not fucking CdT. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a shitposting expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to CdT and its subgroups. All of you politically correct memers stay the hell away from our CdTs and stop associating your post aesthetics with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples “CdT posts” all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this group this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own group just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the CdT and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn aesthetic group and call it for what it is. Post aesthetics.

[[Category: Copypasta]]
[[Category: Memes]]

Butthurt Pasta

2016-06-07T02:16:24Z

Sergey: Created page with "Butthurt pasta usually refers to delicious Category: Copypasta where someone becomes extremely butthurt. This page will attempt to collect them all. == You people make me..."

Butthurt pasta usually refers to delicious [[Category: Copypasta]] where someone becomes extremely butthurt. This page will attempt to collect them all.

== You people make me sick ==
You people make me sick. A CdT consists of only these following items. Shitposts. Cirque with Twerque (usually ironic). This entire group consist of “post aesthetics”. Almost every “CdT” post i see on here tonight has other items added to it. The fact that this group is called “a shitposting group” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against post aesthetics, I just hate their association with groups that are not CdT. Adding cw to your shit post? It's called an aesthetic. Totally different. Want to add a cw and some pretentious political correctness with checked privilege? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not CdT. I would be more than willing to wager I've seen more CdT posts in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one post. Want to personalize your CdT? Use a mix of different memes or use pre or post irony. But if you want to add some cws and take a picture of it, make your own group entitled “post aesthetics” because that is not fucking CdT. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a shitposting expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to CdT and its subgroups. All of you politically correct memers stay the hell away from our CdTs and stop associating your post aesthetics with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples “CdT posts” all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this group this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own group just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the CdT and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn aesthetic group and call it for what it is. Post aesthetics.

[[Category: Copypasta]]
[[Category: Memes]]

FitnessGram Pacer Test

2016-06-07T02:06:42Z

Sergey: Created page with "The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line..."

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

== Origins ==
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

== Spread ==
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

== Cancer ==
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

== Fuck, any fix for this? ==
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

== See also ==
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[[Category: Memes]]

Trash Dumpyard

2016-06-07T02:03:40Z

Sergey:

http://i.imgur.com/82NTsLC.jpg

'''Trash dumpyard''' is a meme that originated from [[EEQ]]. Calling out another member for the poor quality of their submissions to the group, a member told them to make better posts than "this scrap" and that half of their questions "needed to be send into DumpYard."

"This post for trash dumpyard" quickly became a meme to say "this post should be trashed/deleted." Trash dumpyard on its own then evolved to generally mean something is bad.

== See also ==
[[Cirque du Twerque]]

[[Category:Indian Facebook]]
[[Category:Memes]]

Civil Engineering Questions

2016-06-07T02:03:21Z

Sergey:

Civil Engineering Questions is a [[Trash Dumpyard]] of people who supposedly ask questions relating to civil engineering. Similar to [[EEQ]], it consists mostly of Indian civil engineering students, and posts often contain broken English (or straight up Hindi), questions on what X is, and random "intelligence" tests, usually in the form of a low quality JPEG with a trivial question and multiple choices, and a caption "answr if u r genius.. !".

== See also ==
[[EEQ]]

[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

EEQ

2016-06-07T02:02:54Z

Sergey:

EEQ stands for Electrical Engineering Questions, a closed Facebook group consisting of mainly Indian electrical engineering students. The group is known for poor English, leading to memes such as [[Trash Dumpyard]], questions asking what a part is, and repetitive intelligence tests.

== See also ==
[[Civil Engineering Questions]]

[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

Civil Engineering Questions

2016-06-07T02:01:48Z

Sergey:

Civil Engineering Questions is a [[Trash Dumpyard]] of people who supposedly ask questions relating to civil engineering. Similar to [[EEQ]], it consists mostly of Indian civil engineering students, and posts often contain broken English (or straight up Hindi), questions on what X is, and random "intelligence" tests, usually in the form of a low quality JPEG with a trivial question and multiple choices, and a caption "answr if u r genius.. !".

[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

EEQ

2016-06-07T01:59:33Z

Sergey: fixed trash dumpyard link

EEQ stands for Electrical Engineering Questions, a closed Facebook group consisting of mainly Indian electrical engineering students. The group is known for poor English, leading to memes such as [[Trash Dumpyard]], questions asking what a part is, and repetitive intelligence tests.

[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

Civil Engineering Questions

2016-06-07T01:58:59Z

Sergey: Created page with "Civil Engineering Questions is a Trash Dumpyard of people who supposedly ask questions relating to civil engineering. Category: Indian Facebook Category: Shitty Fac..."

Civil Engineering Questions is a [[Trash Dumpyard]] of people who supposedly ask questions relating to civil engineering.

[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

Category:Shitty Facebook Groups

2016-06-07T01:56:59Z

Sergey: Created page with "The Facebook groups listed on this page are considered, by the majority of CdT, to be absolutely shitty. None of these groups bring any benefit towards society, and most are t..."

The Facebook groups listed on this page are considered, by the majority of CdT, to be absolutely shitty. None of these groups bring any benefit towards society, and most are treasure troves of really shitty shitposts. If you value your mental well-being and do not wish to acquire any form of brain cancer and/or autism, please avoid entering or reading any content generated by these groups. Otherwise, proceed at your own risk.

'''You have been warned.'''

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2016-06-06T22:06:30Z

Sergey:

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2016-06-06T22:05:47Z

Sergey:

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2016-06-06T22:05:26Z

Sergey:

Please go and suck other mind

2016-06-06T22:02:03Z

Sergey: /* Original text */

"Please go and suck other mind" is a catchphrase that started in late April 2016 on [[Cirque du Twerque]] when a member posted a screenshot of his interaction with a member from [[PHP]].

== Original text ==

{{quote|wtf . fist u change ur language . how u talk man

please go and suck other mind}}

== Context ==
On 20 April 2016, a member named Vikas asked in [[PHP]] on how to create an administration panel for a website. The question was vague in nature, however other PHP members posted links to pre-made admin panels for him to check out. Prominent shitposter Sergey commented on the post mentioning that the question was extremely vague in nature, and asked Vikas what kind of features he wanted to have in his control panel. Vikas then responded negatively, claiming that Sergey was going to steal his ideas. Sergey then told him to change his attitude if he wants to receive any assistance, to which Vikas then responded with the golden phrase of this article.

== Spread ==
After the screenshots were shared on CdT, highly prominent shitposter Eden started a spinoff:
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:800px">
'''original spread'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">https://i.sli.mg/X05Kom.png</div>
</div>

Ever since, the phrase "Please go and suck other mind" has been used in response to anything remotely abrasive or controversial.

== Screenshots ==
https://i.sli.mg/gZA3Ly.png

https://i.sli.mg/PUUztF.png

== Variations ==
=== Russian ===
Что . Сперва измени свой язык. Как ты говориш мужик. Пожалуйста, иди сосать другие мозги

[[Category: Memes]]
[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Copypasta]]

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2016-06-06T22:01:13Z

Sergey: Created page with "<div style="background-color: #ddf5eb; border-style: dotted;"> {{{1}}} </div>"

Please go and suck other mind

2016-06-06T21:57:16Z

Sergey: added delicious spread

"Please go and suck other mind" is a catchphrase that started in late April 2016 on [[Cirque du Twerque]] when a member posted a screenshot of his interaction with a member from [[PHP]].

== Original text ==
wtf . fist u change ur language . how u talk man

please go and suck other mind

== Context ==
On 20 April 2016, a member named Vikas asked in [[PHP]] on how to create an administration panel for a website. The question was vague in nature, however other PHP members posted links to pre-made admin panels for him to check out. Prominent shitposter Sergey commented on the post mentioning that the question was extremely vague in nature, and asked Vikas what kind of features he wanted to have in his control panel. Vikas then responded negatively, claiming that Sergey was going to steal his ideas. Sergey then told him to change his attitude if he wants to receive any assistance, to which Vikas then responded with the golden phrase of this article.

== Spread ==
After the screenshots were shared on CdT, highly prominent shitposter Eden started a spinoff:
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:800px">
'''original spread'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">https://i.sli.mg/X05Kom.png</div>
</div>

Ever since, the phrase "Please go and suck other mind" has been used in response to anything remotely abrasive or controversial.

== Screenshots ==
https://i.sli.mg/gZA3Ly.png

https://i.sli.mg/PUUztF.png

== Variations ==
=== Russian ===
Что . Сперва измени свой язык. Как ты говориш мужик. Пожалуйста, иди сосать другие мозги

[[Category: Memes]]
[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Copypasta]]

Please go and suck other mind

2016-06-06T21:49:18Z

Sergey: added screenshot + copypasta category

"please go and suck other mind" is a catchphrase that started in late April 2016 on [[Cirque du Twerque]] when a member posted a screenshot of his interaction with a member from [[PHP]].

== Original text ==
wtf . fist u change ur language . how u talk man

please go and suck other mind

== Context ==
On 20 April 2016, a member named Vikas asked in [[PHP]] on how to create an administration panel for a website. The question was vague in nature, however other PHP members posted links to pre-made admin panels for him to check out. Prominent shitposter Sergey commented on the post mentioning that the question was extremely vague in nature, and asked Vikas what kind of features he wanted to have in his control panel. Vikas then responded negatively, claiming that Sergey was going to steal his ideas. Sergey then told him to change his attitude if he wants to receive any assistance, to which Vikas then responded with the golden phrase of this article.

== Screenshots ==
https://i.sli.mg/gZA3Ly.png

https://i.sli.mg/PUUztF.png

== Variations ==
=== Russian ===
Что . Сперва измени свой язык. Как ты говориш мужик. Пожалуйста, иди сосать другие мозги

[[Category: Memes]]
[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Copypasta]]

Please go and suck other mind

2016-06-06T21:42:54Z

Sergey:

"please go and suck other mind" is a catchphrase that started in late April 2016 on [[Cirque du Twerque]] when a member posted a screenshot of his interaction with a member from [[PHP]].

== Original text ==
wtf . fist u change ur language . how u talk man

please go and suck other mind

== Context ==
On 20 April 2016, a member named Vikas asked in [[PHP]] on how to create an administration panel for a website. The question was vague in nature, however other PHP members posted links to pre-made admin panels for him to check out. Prominent shitposter Sergey commented on the post mentioning that the question was extremely vague in nature, and asked Vikas what kind of features he wanted to have in his control panel. Vikas then responded negatively, claiming that Sergey was going to steal his ideas. Sergey then told him to change his attitude if he wants to receive any assistance, to which Vikas then responded with the golden phrase of this article.

== Variations ==
=== Russian ===
Что . Сперва измени свой язык. Как ты говориш мужик. Пожалуйста, иди сосать другие мозги

[[Category: Memes]]
[[Category: Indian Facebook]]

Please go and suck other mind

2016-06-06T21:35:39Z

Sergey: added categories

"please go and suck other mind" is a catchphrase that started in late April 2016 on [[Cirque du Twerque]] when a member posted a screenshot of his interaction with a member from [[PHP]].

== Original text ==
wtf . fist u change ur language . how u talk man

please go and suck other mind

== Context ==
On 20 April 2016, a member named Vikas asked in [[PHP]] on how to create an administration panel for a website. The question was vague in nature, however other PHP members posted links to pre-made admin panels for him to check out. Prominent shitposter Sergey commented on the post mentioning that the question was extremely vague in nature, and asked Vikas what kind of features he wanted to have in his control panel. Vikas then responded negatively, claiming that Sergey was going to steal his ideas. Sergey then told him to change his attitude if he wants to receive any assistance, to which Vikas then responded with the golden phrase of this article.

== Variations ==
=== Russian ===
Что . Сперва измени свой язык. Как ты говориш мужик. Пожалуйста, иди сосать другие мозги

== please go and suck other mind ==

[[Category: Memes]]
[[Category: Indian Facebook]]

Please go and suck other mind

2016-06-06T21:31:41Z

Sergey: creation

Category:Indian Facebook

2016-06-06T21:23:10Z

Sergey: creation

Indian Facebook is a subgroup of the Internet where a large collection of South Asians gather online and discuss in their communities. Topics of discussion vary from mathematics, engineering, programming, and to messaging American girls asking for acceptance of a friend request. Often these posts and messages are written in extremely broken English and wacky punctuation, and sometimes in plain Hindi. It is unknown as to why such posts are a high occurrence from southeast Asian countries.