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"Roast me"

2016-07-24T00:17:50Z

K80inches: Created page with ""Roast me" is a meme originated from Reddit that made its way into CdT around December 2015. In a "roast me" thread, a user posts "Roast me" and people comment "roasts". Exam..."

"Roast me" is a meme originated from Reddit that made its way into CdT around December 2015. In a "roast me" thread, a user posts "Roast me" and people comment "roasts".

Examples (taken from CdT roast threads):

*''On a scale from 1 to your virginity, how secure is Facebook?''
*''You look like you store your all your exes' nuts for the winter.''
*''Your profile picture looks like it was taken next to the worst Hulk Hogan impersonator of all time.''
*''You look like the type of girl who would get eiffel towered at a frat party.''
*''How much did you pay that girl to be in your profile pic? From her facial expression, probably not enough.''
*''Why did you glue your pubes onto your chin? On second thought it probably makes you look better.''
*''There's more emotion in a 10 page formal proof than on your face.''
*''Your hair is brighter than your future.''
*''Your forehead has its own zip code.''
*''When did you realize that using ketchup as conditioner was a good idea?''
*''With eyebrows that thick, I doubt your skin is thick enough to take these roasts.''
*''You look like the kind of person who sucked her way up the corporate ladder, literally.''
*''Is your dildo getting lonely?''
*''9/11 could have been prevented if the Twin Towers had the same amount of foundation as you do on your face.''
*''With that many extra chromosomes you have, we could create another CdT member.''
*''The only other person who can come close to matching that big ass jaw of yours is Jay Leno himself.''
*''I don't know what's more fake: your eyebrows or your personality.''
*''You look like one of those guys who'll keep their prom picture as their profile pic for years just to prove that you did, at one point, talk to a girl.''
*''Suck a few more dicks and you'll be able to afford that hair straightener!''
*''How does it feel being a 30 year old virgin?''
*''Your hair is more tangled than my earbuds.''
*''If "unenthusiastic handjob" had a face, it would be yours.''
*''I would roast you normally but then I'd be just like the rest of the unoriginal fucks out there. First, let's start with the gaping hole that is your self esteem. I bet you 10/10 you got bullied in high school for looking like a dumpster-blowjob-whore. However, there is still hope for you. I'm pretty sure you would get cast as an extra in a Spike Lee movie. Maybe then you could afford a proper shirt that is not tore down.''
*''Forget the no-fly list, you should be on the no-reproduce list.''
*'' I would roast you but the explosion from your vest will do that for me.''
*'' You could probably make a fortune renting that forehead out as ad space.''
*''you only have 2 friends that share the same jokes as you while you shitpost on 4chan and think its cool here. if only your mom was supportive of you other than acquiring your whole wardrobe at the salvation army donation box. don't hurt your brain pretending to be anime''
*'' everyone remove him as a friend or else your news feed will be filled up with posts about "shocking! girls in the army doing badass things" or "some scandal no one gives a shit in the army". if your dad believed in you more then maybe you would actually become a real man, go to the gym at least one time in your life and join the army. you've failed your parents expectations so much because you think you can live off your parent's money while sitting in your room accomplishing nothing except trying to give tips on a MOBA that's irrelevant in advancing your career choices. the only time people will listen to you are the little kids that you love being around you secret pedo. you're so decorated make something out of it.''
*''jesus fucking christ you look like kingseeker frampt may god have mercy on your face. praise the one kid in your class who's only good at super smash brothers and think they can compete at a professional level which we could all cheer you on for but it would be a waste of time on our parts because no one cares. good luck on getting a job with some no name company producing no name things that fucking suck dick like Don't Tap The Black Piano Tiles Part 6 Xtreme Edition LTD.''
*''Pretty sure your "type" is anything that could look like it has a pulse.''
*''Your eyebrows are so bushy they did 9/11.''
*'' you're the douche who thinks they are cooler than everyone just because you know 2 more scales than the average guitar player and video tape yourself playing a laughable mediocre cover of a shit metallica song. you've spent too much time either in your own basement or someone else's trying to start up a band that not even your family appreciates. congratulations, you've made it in the top 5% of the unemployment rate.''
*''No need. The poor lady who gave birth to you already did.''

EEQ

2016-07-23T22:56:57Z

K80inches:

EEQ stands for Electrical Engineering Questions, a closed Facebook group consisting of mainly Indian electrical engineering students. The group is known for poor English, leading to memes such as [[Trash Dumpyard]], questions asking what a part is, and repetitive intelligence tests.

Many female members of CdT who joined EEQ and other related groups reported being spammed with friend requests and filtered messages after joining the group. In February 2016, one CdT member leaked her filtered messages, and it was noted to contain many messages considered creepy. Said member even reported receiving a picture of an EEQ member's genitalia, although it was not included in her leak for obvious reasons.

== See also ==
[[Civil Engineering Questions]]

[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

EEQ

2016-07-23T22:55:40Z

K80inches:

EEQ stands for Electrical Engineering Questions, a closed Facebook group consisting of mainly Indian electrical engineering students. The group is known for poor English, leading to memes such as [[Trash Dumpyard]], questions asking what a part is, and repetitive intelligence tests.

Many female members of CdT who joined EEQ and other [[Category:Indian Facebook | related groups]] reported being spammed with friend requests and filtered messages after joining the group. In February 2016, one CdT member leaked her filtered messages, and it was noted to contain many messages considered creepy. Said member even reported receiving a picture of an EEQ member's genitalia, although it was not included in her leak for obvious reasons.

== See also ==
[[Civil Engineering Questions]]

[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

EEQ

2016-07-23T22:55:29Z

K80inches:

EEQ stands for Electrical Engineering Questions, a closed Facebook group consisting of mainly Indian electrical engineering students. The group is known for poor English, leading to memes such as [[Trash Dumpyard]], questions asking what a part is, and repetitive intelligence tests.

Many female members of CdT who joined EEQ and other [[Category:Indian Facebook|related groups]] reported being spammed with friend requests and filtered messages after joining the group. In February 2016, one CdT member leaked her filtered messages, and it was noted to contain many messages considered creepy. Said member even reported receiving a picture of an EEQ member's genitalia, although it was not included in her leak for obvious reasons.

== See also ==
[[Civil Engineering Questions]]

[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

EEQ

2016-07-23T22:55:00Z

K80inches:

EEQ stands for Electrical Engineering Questions, a closed Facebook group consisting of mainly Indian electrical engineering students. The group is known for poor English, leading to memes such as [[Trash Dumpyard]], questions asking what a part is, and repetitive intelligence tests.

Many female members of CdT who joined EEQ and other [[Indian Facebook]] groups reported being spammed with friend requests and filtered messages after joining the group. In February 2016, one CdT member leaked her filtered messages, and it was noted to contain many messages considered creepy. Said member even reported receiving a picture of an EEQ member's genitalia, although it was not included in her leak for obvious reasons.

== See also ==
[[Civil Engineering Questions]]

[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

Post Aesthetics

2016-07-23T22:51:55Z

K80inches:

Post Aesthetics was a poser Facebook group full of poor quality memes. Under the guise of campaigning for social justice, the group has a hypocritical set of policies. It is led by a hypersensitive mod team which will ban for the slightest perceived offense, or often for seemingly no reason at all. The group has a complex system of categorizing some content into requiring either a [[content warning]] or [[trigger warning]]. Although this isn't in itself a terrible idea and is done sensibly in some other internet communities, the moderators are able to arbitrarily decide what kind of content needs what kind of warning, sometimes leading to some seemingly nonsensical guidelines. Infamously, Post Aesthetics requires members to post a content warning on pictures of food. Members are given a very small window of time to edit posts if someone asks for a content warning, and people are often banned for missing the window. If a member accidentally mislabels something, that is also grounds for a permanent ban, since this will be perceived to be making fun of content warnings or trigger warnings, even if the mislabeling was a genuine mistake.

Post Aesthetics is a medium sized Facebook group in terms of member count. It has about 40,000 members, considerably more than [[Cirque du Twerque]] and slightly more than [[Hackathon Hackers]], but the group pales in comparison in size to [[EEQ]] or [[PHP]].

Most of the group's moderators seem to live in the US and either attend college or are college educated. Many are white. Post Aesthetics has a habit of refusing to explain its complex rules and large corpus of social justice jargon, instead opting to condescendingly demand that people research anything they don't understand, under constant threat of permanent ban if they won't (or don't know how to). This is inherently biased against people who are less privileged than them, such as people from less developed countries or people with poor educational backgrounds, who may have not been exposed to these ideas in college courses or on certain parts of the internet.

There is a prevailing "us versus them" mentality throughout the group, with anyone disagreeing with the moderators even slightly deserving of an instant ban.

In early May 2016, the head mod of Post Aesthetics seemingly attempted to cheat on his final project in an introductory AI class when a CdT member asked to be unbanned. He demanded that the CdT member complete an unsupervised learning program by a certain date, which was assumed to be the day before the due date of the actual project, to become unbanned. This was all but confirmed when cross-referencing the syllabus of a class at the moderator's listed school.

Also in May 2016, Post Aesthetics banned the [[Dat Boi]] meme, which depicts a frog riding a unicycle, for being racist.

Also in May 2016, a number of Post Aesthetics moderators infiltrated Cirque du Twerque, and have been quite chill so far. Time will tell what their true intentions are.

Although the group is almost universally ridiculed on Cirque du Twerque, there exist several Post Aesthetics [[shills]] in our ranks, and one or more "moles" who report negative things that CdT members say about Post Aesthetics to its numerous mods. These shills appear to believe that Post Aesthetics is infallible because they agree with its stances on social justice, and despite widespread evidence of corruption and incompetence in its leadership, they continue to vehemently defend the group.

Many members agree that the ideas that Post Aesthetics promote would be commendable if their methodology weren't so deeply flawed and their memes weren't so shitty. Some members believe that Post Aesthetics' incompetence and corruption give the social justice movement a bad reputation, potentially turning people away from it due to its seemingly extremist views, unwelcoming environment, and unforgiving attitude. Other CdT members fundamentally disagree with some of the perceived goals of the social justice movement and dislike Post Aesthetics for that reason. However, unlike Post Aesthetics, CdT is always open to healthy debate about these issues (as well as dank memes).

In May/June 2016, Post Aesthetics closed and migrated to post post post post aesthetics. However, post post post post aesthetics remains a shitty group.

In July 2016, a post post post post aesthetics mod posted in CdT numerous times to appeal bans of certain CdT members. Most bans were not withdrawn, and said moderator banned all CdT members that were not already in the group to prevent "edgy assholes".

[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

Toast aesthetics

2016-07-23T22:48:33Z

K80inches:

toast aesthetics is a CdT subgroup dedicated to toast. The name is referencing [[Post Aesthetics]].

[[Category: Subgroups]]

Toast aesthetics

2016-07-23T22:48:21Z

K80inches:

toast aesthetics is a CdT subgroup dedicated to toast. The name is referencing [[post aesthetics]].

[[Category: Subgroups]]

Sovereign State of Real Singles

2016-07-23T22:48:02Z

K80inches:

Sovereign State of Real Singles, formerly known as Real Singles of HH, is CdT's satirical singles and romance related subgroup.

[[Category: Subgroups]]

CdTeam Valor

2016-07-23T22:44:33Z

K80inches: K80inches moved page CdT Team Valor to CdTeam Valor: name change

CdTeam Valor is CdT's subgroup for members of Pokemon Go's Team Valor, the best team.

After [[CdTeam Instinct]] and [[CdTeam Mystic]] changed their names, CdTeam Valor followed suit.

[[Category: Subgroups]]

CdT Team Valor

2016-07-23T22:44:33Z

K80inches: K80inches moved page CdT Team Valor to CdTeam Valor: name change

#REDIRECT [[CdTeam Valor]]

Only b0tmi1k is Admin

2016-07-23T22:07:52Z

K80inches:

A CdT subgroup where only [[Bot Milk]] is admin. Bot Milk's account was deactivated for being a bot, so said group is now either moderated by someone who isn't Bot Milk, or no longer exists.

[[Category: Subgroups]]

CdTeam Valor

2016-07-23T22:06:41Z

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Hillary Clinton

2016-07-23T17:25:26Z

K80inches: Created page with "Hillary Clinton is the politician equivalent of the 50-something-year old mom trying to be "hip". She'll also probably lose."

Hillary Clinton is the politician equivalent of the 50-something-year old mom trying to be "hip". She'll also probably [[Donald Trump|lose]].

Donald Trump

2016-07-23T01:53:22Z

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Businessman, politician, and the next President of the United States. Trump is well-respected by many Cirque du Twerque members for his political and comedic value. There is an entire [[Cirque du Trump|subgroup]] dedicated specifically for Donald Trump memes.

== Trump Steaks ==

Trump Steaks are an absolutely god-tier food. Sold briefly starting in 2007 by The Sharper Image through mail order, Trump Steaks was a venture by Donald Trump that sold the absolute best quality steaks available on the planet. The steaks were delivered fresh to your door in a special presentation box. Various packages with various cuts of beef were sold, ranging from $199 to $999 for a large amount of meat. Prices were relatively high, but that was because Trump Steaks used only the top 1% of beef produced. Alas, the forces of [[Hillary Clinton]] eventually conspired to bring Trump's excellent new business down. It is currently impossible to order Trump Steaks for your home, but you can still enjoy a delicious, juicy Trump Steak at one of Donald Trump's amazing resort restaurants or America's finest steakhouses. We hope that when Donald Trump becomes President, he will be able to bring Trump Steaks to the masses once again.

When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the stakes. The Sharper Image is one of my favorite stores, with fantastic products of all kinds. That's why I'm thrilled they agree with me. Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks and I mean that in every sense of the word. And The Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them. Trump Steaks are by far the best tasting most flavorful beef you've ever had, truly in a league of their own. Trump Steaks are five star gourmet, quality that belong in a very very select category of restaurant, and are Certified Angus Beef Prime. There's nothing better than that. Of all of the beef produced in America, less than one percent qualifies for that category. It's the best of the best. Until now you could only enjoy steaks of this quality in one of my resort restaurants or America's finest steakhouses, but now, that's changed. Today through The Sharper Image, you can enjoy the world's greatest steaks, in your own home, with family, friends, anytime. Trump Steaks are aged to perfection to provide the ultimate in tenderness and flavor. If you like your steak, you'll absolutely love Trump Steaks. Treat yourself to the very very best life has to offer. And as a gift, Trump Steaks are the best you can give. One bite and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. And believe me, I understand steaks, it's my favorite food, and these are the best.

[[Category: Memes]]

Cirque du Trump

2016-07-23T01:52:36Z

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Cirque du Trump is CdT's [[Donald Trump]] related subgroup.

[[Category: Subgroups]]

Sovereign State of Real Singles

2016-07-23T01:51:54Z

K80inches: Created page with "Category: Subgroups"

[[Category: Subgroups]]

Cirque du Twerque

2016-07-23T01:51:41Z

K80inches: /* Removal of HH from Cirque du Twerque */

Welcome to the CdT wiki!
Cirque du Twerque is a closed Facebook group with over 5,700 members. The group focuses on [[:Category:Memes| memes]], some of which are tech-related because of the group's history with [[Hackathon Hackers]].
This wiki is a [[Trash Dumpyard|dumpyard]] for all information on all the [[:Category:Memes| dankest memes]] in [[Cirque du Twerque]].

Check out [https://www.facebook.com/groups/HHCirqueDuTwerque/permalink/454459328085087/ this post] for wiki information.

== History ==
=== Old Circletwerk ===
Cirque du Twerque started out as HH Circlejerk, which was originally an HH humor subgroup. Due to complaints about the original title, the name changed to HH Circletwerk.

=== Migration to HH Cirque du Twerque ===

In July of 2015, admin drama caused many users to leave HH Circletwerk and create other subgroups, such as HH Circletwerk 2.0, demanding more fair moderation. The turning point for HH Circletwerk was when the owner of the group removed every admin and disabled posting with no notice.
Lily Sellers, a frequent memer in HH Circletwerk, decided to jump on this opportunity to spark a revolution and found a new meme group, HH Circlesmirk. This is why Lily is commonly referred to as "queen", "senpai", "mom", etc.
Once the new group was created, the Meme Queen informed her fellow revolutionaries – David the Dank Lord, Mike the Trump Card, Stephanie the Supreme Shit-poster. The four of them together were the original mods of HH Circlesmirk. They, as well as many others before them, believed that moderation and any decision that may affect the group should be decided by majority vote.
The new group gained a considerable following over only a few days, after which the mods decided to create a poll to decide on what the community wanted the group name to be. Everyone was allowed to add options to the poll as well as vote. However, to keep everything fair and unbiased, the mods opt out of every vote. This is how HH Circlesmirk came to be HH Cirque du Twerque.

=== Removal of HH from Cirque du Twerque ===

In December 2015, the actions of a certain HH admin angered many people in the HH community, including many members of HHCdT. On December 13, 2015, said HH admin released the following statement:

<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to build this community with incredible people. They taught me so much.
When we built that team, I hoped that rule by committee of equals would be the most effective way to build the community. I was wrong.
The community suffered due to inaction. Marginalized people left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for the subgroups, and the team was ineffective at changing that.
My failure to communicate effectively with the team and the community itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.
These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the admin team. The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin unilaterally to make this change was my own fault. I made a mistake.
My intention isn't to take over as eternal dictator of HH. Nor is it to turn this into a business. I didn't do this for power or money. I did this because I thought it was best for the community. There was definitely a better way.
Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the subgroup leaders and the community itself. You can read more about the plan here: https://medium.com/hackathon-hackers/giving-hackathon-hackers-back-to-the-community-c77cebda92e6#.mslxrqiv8
Community members can nominate moderators. Subgroup leaders will elect both the moderation team and the admin who will lead HH.
I won't be running in the election at the start of the New Year. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that the transition of power is smooth, and that no one is ever able to do what I did again.
</blockquote>

This apology was not taken well by the HHCdT community, and as a result, this became a [[HH Admin Copypasta|copypasta]] and HH Cirque du Twerque became Cirque du Twerque. Many other HH subgroups made changes as well, including:

* HH Hacker Problems -> Hacker Problems
* Real Singles of HH -> [[Sovereign State of Real Singles]]
* HH Cats -> [[Real Cats of CdT]]
* Hackathon Hackers (purist subgroup) -> Hackers -> HX

=== Dishwasher controversy ===
In January of 2016, the following meme, in style of the [[How Should a Dog Wear Pants?]] meme, was posted to CdT:
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'''/hh the following link may offend some people'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/if-a-dishwasher-wore-pants-would-it-wear-them-like-this-or-this-woman-trolling.jpg</div>

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This meme caused a lot of controversy among CdT members, and many claimed that the meme was misogynistic. On the other hand, other CdT members, including women, claimed that such humor should not be taken seriously on a shitposting group. Others decided to leave CdT all together, claiming the environment "promoted sexism".

One member went on a full-blown rant defending their friend and threatening to leave if they "saw this misogynistic shit ever again", creating the [[Friend of Mine copypasta]]. However, CdT remains strong to this day.

=== Mod Elections of 2016===
In May of 2016, CdT reached 5,000 members, which meant a new mod was to be elected. This was a big deal so hella people made tons of memes and effortposted their way to the top. Some even did memes in the style of [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bernie-or-hillary Bernie or Hillary?] between eachother. All [https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=994554633927877 "attack" ads] were meant in good nature. Eventually it was narrowed down to three candidates. 
The elections turned tense when a member made a personal attack on one of the candidates and threatened to "leave CdT and never look back, you have my word". Due to building tension, the mods at the time decided to prematurely end the elections, and making all top three candidates moderators. 

===The Great Rap Battle of 2016===
In May of 2016 around the time of The Mod Elections of 2016 a rap battle broke out when local 9 year old, Andy Kamath dropped a soundcloud link titled "Views From The 9". It was met with rave reviews including "I can't believe you've done this", "I don't want to live on this planet anymore", and "tihs(sic) is not that bad". The following is the fallout of the dropping of the K-Bomb.

* [https://soundcloud.com/andy-kamath-1/views-from-the-nine-cdt-diss-track The original: Views From The 9 - Andy Kamath]
* [https://soundcloud.com/halfwindy/ndy-kam-h-remix The remix: Views From The 9 - Olivia Scharfman]
* [https://soundcloud.com/lil-fuky/fucking-dont-even-bother Another rap: Fucking don't even bother making anymore CDT raps - Peyrameshwar Naz]
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/HHCirqueDuTwerque/permalink/496951333835886/ The fire whisperer: Pusheen - Thierry Rutaganira]
* [https://soundcloud.com/iamswift/diss-claimer The undisputed GOAT: Diss-Claimer. - Jonathan Kingsley]
* [https://soundcloud.com/andy-kamath-1/back-to-baesics Response to JFK: Back To Baesics - Andy Kamath]

=== Post Aesthetics Controversy ===
 After some complaints from various [https://www.facebook.com/groups/HHCirqueDuTwerque/ CdT] members, [[Post Aesthetics]] reputation got worse and worse. In particular, it became a well known page for having hyper-sensitive admins. In addition, the page favors PoC (People of Color) over white people, calling upon white people to "check their privilege" and "stay in their lane." Almost always, people who differ in opinion with the admins get banned from the page. Regardless of the reputation, members from CdT always post memes and roast admins from PA and expose them.
 In one incident, a PA (Post Aesthetics) admin promised a CdT member to un-ban them in exchange for completing their CS assignment. However, upon joining CdT, the admin said that he was just joking.
 Three PA admins ended up joining CdT and shitposting like everyone else, leading everyone to believe that they probably seem like cool people despite their dysfunctional group admin policies and causing a brief resurgence of the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test meme. 
After PA itself devolved into internal chaos, a splinter group formed named Post Post Post Post Aesthetics. Many CdT members were a part of this group initially -- however, P4A (as the group was now dubbed) infiltrated CdT once again, cross-referencing the member lists and banning every single member of P4A who also happened to be in CdT. In addition, numerous complaints arose among CdT members of the Overlord of P4A threatening to doxx them, with photographic evidence, spawning debates on whether to report the group's activities to Facebook.
Eventually admins of P4A were weeded out until a post by a CdT member that included the name of a P4A admin no one had yet really talked about brought to light what is believed to have been the last remaining P4A admin in CdT. That admin, upon being exposed, made a post asking why the two groups couldn't simply leave each other alone. A CdT admin wrote many paragraphs on CdT's grievances with P4A, which led to the P4A admin creating a post offering to readd certain members of CdT back to P4A who were banned on principle rather than for any specific offense. As of July 21st, 2016, tensions between PA/P4A and CdT are at an all-time low.

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'''/pa cw: memes'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">http://i.imgur.com/6VLXlZX.jpg</div>
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'''/pa cw: witchhunt'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">http://i.imgur.com/BlhI7J9.jpg</div>
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=== The Great Mic Drop... Or So We Thought ===
The outward manifestation of the Post Aesthetics controversy came to an ending as abrupt as its beginning. Earlier, a moderator of the group had posted "50 likes and I ban _______", jokingly referring to a member for whom the ban decision had already been made. One of the PA admins who had joined in the Great Post Aesthetics Controversy of 2016, in what was to be his last shitposting effort ever in CdT, posted "50 likes and I ban me forever". The post exceeded 100 likes, and said PA admin had no choice but to unironically follow through with his post, creating the single greatest mic drop of the past few months in CdT [citation needed]. But we had no idea of what was to come...
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'''50 likes and i ban me forever'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
http://i.imgur.com/kWlvppm.png
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=== The Mic Drop To Rule Them All ===
On May 27, 2016, a prominent memer and admin of the community conducted a social experiment, promising to ban himself if his thread got 100 angry reactions:
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'''the thread'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">http://i.imgur.com/GMYTWL3.png</div>
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The thread ended up getting to 100 angry reactions in just over half an hour and the member followed through with his promise with this rationale, thus proving himself to be a martyr, silent guardian, a dark knight, the hero we needed but not the one we deserved.
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'''rationale'''
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/uj well, you did it.
I'm leaving. why am I leaving? because I am a man of my word. why did I test this policy? for the sake of democracy, and to make this group a more crowd-driven, self-regulatting, and fair place. this was also an exercise in the meaning of the /uj prefix.
I repeat: when we use /uj, we're serious. keep it that way.
since this proved to be a successful social experiment, I will be writing the rule into the sidebar, and it will hopefully be enforced while I'm gone.
no, mod elections are not happening.
I'll miss you all.
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=== HH Meme Freeze ===
On June 6, 2016, the following post was posted in HH by an admin:
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'''The modpost'''
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[serious]
By popular demand, the mods and I have decided to put HH on a meme freeze. We plan for it to be a temporary ban to show all members how awesome HH is without the bad programmer repost jokes clouding up their feed.
What does this mean for you? If you see a meme, shitpost, or bad programmer joke, report it to the admins and we will ban the poster and delete the post.
You are encouraged to report older posts that fit these criteria, but anything posted before this new rule will only be deleted, and poster will not be banned.
</div>
</div>
This meme freeze was greatly mocked by CdT, especially in relation to meme freezes occuring shortly afterwards in CdT, related to the tragedies in Orlando and Nice.

=== CdT Meme Freezes ===
After the tragedy that occurred in Orlando in 2016, moderators polled CdT and large majority voted to disallow memes related to the event. The minority, however, was outraged by this and arguments over whether the freeze was the right thing to do dominated discussion in CdT for a few days. A member of CdT was even banned for breaking the freeze (although other circumstances also contributed to this ban). 
After the subsequent terror attack in Nice, posts were made by CdT mods condemning those who meme about the attack. However several memes have been posted in CdT related to Nice without incidence, indicating that this second freeze is less harsh than the first.

== CdT Subgroups ==
CdT has spawned many, many subgroups and splinter groups all with varying purposes. Most are compiled [[:Category:Subgroups|here]].

== Demographic ==
Cirque du Twerque is very popular among college-aged students, many of them being Computer Science and/or Computer Engineering majors, and some high school students. For an unknown reason, many of the college-aged members attend college or live in the state of Illinois. Some CdT members attend other state universities as well as Ivy Leagues, renowned engineering schools and even liberal arts schools. 

Despite the lack of women in technology, CdT is an inclusive environment, and many of the moderators and top-tier shitposters are women. Thus, [[Do girls like this?|girls do like CdT]].

CdTeam Mystic

2016-07-23T01:47:05Z

K80inches:

CdTeam Mystic is the CdT subgroup for members of Pokemon GO's Team Mystic, which shouldn't exist because everyone knows Team Valor is the best.

[[Category: Subgroups]]

CdT Squats

2016-07-22T17:01:33Z

K80inches:

CdT Squats is CdT's squat- and weightlifting-related subgroup.

[[Category: Subgroups]]

CdTeam Instinct

2016-07-22T17:01:09Z

K80inches:

CdTeam Instinct is the CdT subgroup for members of Pokemon Go's Team Instinct. It suffers from a lack of membership due to the fact that Team Instinct sucks ass.

[[Category: Subgroups]]

Real Cats of CdT

2016-07-22T17:00:07Z

K80inches:

Real Cats is the cat-related CdT subgroup.

The name of the group was originally "HH Cats", but once HH Cats was eligible for official HH subgroup status, there was a large controversy involving HH. Thus, HH Cats dropped HH from their name and became Real Cats of CdT.

[[Category: Subgroups]]

CdTeam Valor

2016-07-22T16:58:30Z

K80inches:

CdT Team Valor is CdT's subgroup for members of Pokemon Go's Team Valor, the superior team in the video game. Fuck Instinct. #ValorKILLSAtPokemon

[[Category: Subgroups]]

Real Doggos of CdT

2016-07-22T16:57:20Z

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Real Doggos is CdT's dog-related subgroup.

The group was originally titled "Real Dogs of CdT". After an admin posted a poll about changing the name to "Real Doggos of CdT", a majority of the people voted for the name change and it stuck. However, another admin complained about memes leaking to the title, and when the name change took place, he promptly left and a new admin was chosen to replace him.

[[Category: Subgroups]]

Hackathon Hackers

2016-05-19T17:17:36Z

K80inches:

Formerly a tech discussion group, '''Hackathon Hackers''' (also known as HH) is now a meme hub and overall great place for social commentary. As a result of the [[Cirque_du_Twerque#Removal_of_HH_from_Cirque_du_Twerque|restructuring of the admin team]] leaving only one active admin, the quality of the group has declined due to an inability to keep up with many posts being made, as well as stalled progress on new admin elections and adoption of HackBot, a moderation tool.

[[HX]] is a purist splinter group which existed prior to the admin team restructuring, but gained much more popularity as a result due to its roots in democratic moderation and an emphasis on quality discussion and reasonable but tight moderation.

[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

Post Aesthetics

2016-05-19T17:17:09Z

K80inches:

Post Aesthetics is a poser Facebook group full of poor quality memes. Under the guise of campaigning for social justice, the group has a hypocritical set of policies. It is led by a hypersensitive mod team which will ban for the slightest perceived offense, or often for seemingly no reason at all. The group has a complex system of categorizing some content into requiring either a [[content warning]] or [[trigger warning]]. Although this isn't in itself a terrible idea and is done sensibly in some other internet communities, the moderators are able to arbitrarily decide what kind of content needs what kind of warning, sometimes leading to some seemingly nonsensical guidelines. Infamously, Post Aesthetics requires members to post a content warning on pictures of food. Members are given a very small window of time to edit posts if someone asks for a content warning, and people are often banned for missing the window. If a member accidentally mislabels something, that is also grounds for a permanent ban, since this will be perceived to be making fun of content warnings or trigger warnings, even if the mislabeling was a genuine mistake.

Post Aesthetics is a medium sized Facebook group in terms of member count. It has about 40,000 members, considerably more than [[Cirque du Twerque]] and slightly more than [[Hackathon Hackers]], but the group pales in comparison in size to [[EEQ]] or [[PHP]].

Most of the group's moderators seem to live in the US and either attend college or are college educated. Many are white. Post Aesthetics has a habit of refusing to explain its complex rules and large corpus of social justice jargon, instead opting to condescendingly demand that people research anything they don't understand, under constant threat of permanent ban if they won't (or don't know how to). This is inherently biased against people who are less privileged than them, such as people from less developed countries or people with poor educational backgrounds, who may have not been exposed to these ideas in college courses or on certain parts of the internet.

There is a prevailing "us versus them" mentality throughout the group, with anyone disagreeing with the moderators even slightly deserving of an instant ban.

In early May 2016, the head mod of Post Aesthetics seemingly attempted to cheat on his final project in an introductory AI class when a CdT member asked to be unbanned. He demanded that the CdT member complete an unsupervised learning program by a certain date, which was assumed to be the day before the due date of the actual project, to become unbanned. This was all but confirmed when cross-referencing the syllabus of a class at the moderator's listed school.

Also in May 2016, Post Aesthetics banned the [[Dat Boi]] meme, which depicts a frog riding a unicycle, for being racist.

Although the group is almost universally ridiculed on Cirque du Twerque, there exist several Post Aesthetics [[shills]] in our ranks, and one or more "moles" who report negative things that CdT members say about Post Aesthetics to its numerous mods. These shills appear to believe that Post Aesthetics is infallible because they agree with its stances on social justice, and despite widespread evidence of corruption and incompetence in its leadership, they continue to vehemently defend the group.

Many members agree that the ideas that Post Aesthetics promote would be commendable if their methodology weren't so deeply flawed and their memes weren't so shitty. Some members believe that Post Aesthetics' incompetence and corruption give the social justice movement a bad reputation, potentially turning people away from it due to its seemingly extremist views, unwelcoming environment, and unforgiving attitude. Other CdT members fundamentally disagree with some of the perceived goals of the social justice movement and dislike Post Aesthetics for that reason. However, unlike Post Aesthetics, CdT is always open to healthy debate about these issues (as well as dank memes).

[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]

PHP

2016-05-19T17:16:58Z

K80inches:

http://php.net/manual/en/images/c0d23d2d6769e53e24a1b3136c064577-php_logo.png PHP is the name of a sub-par programming language as well as a group containing horrible English.
The language itself is slowly dying, but unfortunately the group isn't.

== Reasons why PHP is a shitty language ==

# [[Node.js]] is the only real dev language. Doesn't everyone know that?
# It's old, outdated, and overused just like your mom.
# The syntax is long and ugly like your face.
# Shitty recursion support.
# No namespaces. What kind of shitty ass programming language wouldn't have namespaces?
# Many of its own modules aren't thread safe, leading to performance worse than South Park's rendition of Lorde.
# If you're going to try to understand a PHP license, you might as well get your Ph.D. in hieroglyphics.
# Most languages choose from one of the following naming conventions:
## getnumberoffiles
## get_number_of_files
## getNumberOfFiles
# PHP decided, fuck you, we'll use '''ALL THREE'''!
# Good luck finding an object-oriented framework other than Zend PHP Framework.
# No unicode support. No. Unicode. Support.
# PHP is as quick and easy as getting from Bronx to Queens during rush hour.
#<code>(string)"false" == (int)0</code> is true.
# References are implemented piss-poorly.

== PHP: The Group ==

[[Category: Memes]]
[[Category: Indian Facebook]]
[[Category: Shitty Facebook Groups]]
[[Category: Programming Languages]]

EEQ

2016-05-19T17:16:19Z

K80inches:

EEQ

2016-05-19T17:15:49Z

K80inches:

PHP

2016-01-18T03:56:33Z

K80inches:

EEQ

2016-01-18T03:55:58Z

K80inches: Created page with "EEQ stands for Electrical Engineering Questions, a closed Facebook group consisting of mainly Indian electrical engineering students. The group is known for poor English, lead..."

HH Admin Copypasta

2016-01-18T03:27:48Z

K80inches:

The HH Admin Copypasta is a lesser-known copypasta originating in [[Cirque du Twerque]] in December 2015.

==Context==
In December 2015, the actions of a certain HH admin angered many people in the HH community, including many members of HHCdT. On December 13, 2015, said HH admin released the following statement:

<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to build this community with incredible people. They taught me so much.
When we built that team, I hoped that rule by committee of equals would be the most effective way to build the community. I was wrong.
The community suffered due to inaction. Marginalized people left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for the subgroups, and the team was ineffective at changing that.
My failure to communicate effectively with the team and the community itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.
These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the admin team. The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin unilaterally to make this change was my own fault. I made a mistake.
My intention isn't to take over as eternal dictator of HH. Nor is it to turn this into a business. I didn't do this for power or money. I did this because I thought it was best for the community. There was definitely a better way.
Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the subgroup leaders and the community itself. You can read more about the plan here: https://medium.com/hackathon-hackers/giving-hackathon-hackers-back-to-the-community-c77cebda92e6#.mslxrqiv8
Community members can nominate moderators. Subgroup leaders will elect both the moderation team and the admin who will lead HH.
I won't be running in the election at the start of the New Year. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that the transition of power is smooth, and that no one is ever able to do what I did again.
</blockquote>

This apology was not taken well by the HHCdT community, and as a result, this became a copypasta.

==Variations==
So far, this is the only known variation:
<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to shitpost with incredible people. They helped me procrastinate doing homework so much.

When we modified images of my face, I hoped that sheer autocracy would be the most effective way to build the community. I was right. It was awesome

The community suffered due to Bush being responsible for 9/11. People who prefer margarine to butter left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for [[EEQ]] and [[PHP]], and the team was ineffective at changing that.

My failure to communicate effectively with the illuminati and the lizard people itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.

These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the entire cast of "Friends". The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin [[UNILATERAL|UNILATERALLY]] to make this change was my own fault. I made a whoopsie.

My intention is to take over as eternal dicktater of CdT, and monetize for power and money. I did this because I thought it was best for the lulz. There was no a better way.

Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the former HH admins. You can read more about the plan here: <not gonna bother parodying a whole medium post sorry>

Dismembers can nominate people to meme. Subgroup leaders will erect both a pyramid in my honor and a pyramid in my dishonor.

I won't be running because frankly I don't like exercise. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that our shitposts are smooth, with libertad y justicia para todos.
</blockquote>
[[Category: Copypasta]]

Cirque

2016-01-17T02:49:33Z

K80inches:

Welcome to the CdT wiki!

This wiki is a [[Trash Dumpyard|dumpyard]] for all information on all memes.

Check out [https://www.facebook.com/groups/HHCirqueDuTwerque/permalink/454459328085087/ this post] for information for now.

== Definitions ==
[[Cirque du Twerque]]

[[KFC]]

[[Nice Pilaf]]

[[PHP]]

[[Navy Seal Copypasta]]

[[Do girls like this?]]

PHP

2016-01-17T02:48:39Z

K80inches:

Nice Pilaf

2016-01-17T02:42:33Z

K80inches:

http://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/250x250/597420.jpg

So it was said that "nice pilaf" is one letter off from "rice pilaf". How funny.

Are you sure though? When was the last time you got some pilaf? Was it nice?

Cirque du Twerque

2016-01-17T02:39:00Z

K80inches: fix spelling

Cirque du Twerque is a closed Facebook group with over 3,000 members. The group focuses on memes, some of which are tech-related because of the group's history with Hackathon Hackers.

== History ==
=== Old Circletwerk ===
Cirque du Twerque started out as HH Circlejerk, which was originally an HH humor subgroup. Over time, the name changed to HH Circletwerk.

=== Migration to HH Cirque du Twerque ===

In July of 2015, admin drama caused many users to leave HH Circletwerk and create other subgroups, HH Circletwerk 2.0 and HH Circlesmirk, demanding more fair moderation. A vote was held in HH Circlesmirk, and the name "HH Cirque du Twerque" was chosen as the formal group name.

=== Removal of HH from Cirque du Twerque ===

In December 2015, the actions of a certain HH admin angered many people in the HH community, including many members of HHCdT. On December 13, 2015, said HH admin released the following statement:

<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to build this community with incredible people. They taught me so much.
When we built that team, I hoped that rule by committee of equals would be the most effective way to build the community. I was wrong.
The community suffered due to inaction. Marginalized people left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for the subgroups, and the team was ineffective at changing that.
My failure to communicate effectively with the team and the community itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.
These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the admin team. The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin unilaterally to make this change was my own fault. I made a mistake.
My intention isn't to take over as eternal dictator of HH. Nor is it to turn this into a business. I didn't do this for power or money. I did this because I thought it was best for the community. There was definitely a better way.
Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the subgroup leaders and the community itself. You can read more about the plan here: https://medium.com/hackathon-hackers/giving-hackathon-hackers-back-to-the-community-c77cebda92e6#.mslxrqiv8
Community members can nominate moderators. Subgroup leaders will elect both the moderation team and the admin who will lead HH.
I won't be running in the election at the start of the New Year. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that the transition of power is smooth, and that no one is ever able to do what I did again.
</blockquote>

This apology was not taken well by the HHCdT community, and as a result, this became a [[HH Admin Copypasta|copypasta]] and HH Cirque du Twerque became Cirque du Twerque. Many other HH subgroups made changes as well, including:

* HH Hacker Problems -> Hacker Problems
* Real Singles of HH -> Sovereign State of Real Singles
* HH Cats -> Real Cats of CdT
* Hackathon Hackers (purist subgroup) -> Hackers -> HX

=== Dishwasher controversy ===
In January of 2016, the following meme, in style of the [[How Should a Dog Wear Pants?]] meme, was posted to CdT:
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:800px">
'''/hh the following link may offend some people'''
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/if-a-dishwasher-wore-pants-would-it-wear-them-like-this-or-this-woman-trolling.jpg</div>

</div>

This meme caused a lot of controversy among CdT members, and many claimed that the meme was misogynistic. On the other hand, other CdT members, including women, claimed that such humor should not be taken seriously on a shitposting group. Others decided to leave CdT all together, claiming the environment "promoted sexism".

One member went on a full-blown rant defending their friend and threatening to leave if they "saw this misogynistic shit ever again", creating the [[Friend of Mine copypasta]]. However, CdT remains strong to this day.

== Demographic ==
Cirque du Twerque is very popular among college-aged students, many of them being Computer Science and/or Computer Engineering majors, and some high school students. For an unknown reason, many of the college-aged members attend college or live in the state of Illinois. Some CdT members attend other state universities as well as Ivy Leagues, renowned engineering schools and even liberal arts schools. 

Despite the lack of women in technology, CdT is an inclusive environment, and many of the moderators and top-tier shitposters are women. Thus, [[Do girls like this?|girls do like CdT]].

Cirque

2016-01-17T02:37:58Z

K80inches: /* Definitions */

Welcome to the CdT wiki!

This wiki is a dumpyard for all information on all memes.

== Definitions ==
[[Cirque du Twerque]]

[[KFC]]

[[Nice Pilaf]]

[[PHP]]

[[Navy Seal Copypasta]]

[[Do girls like this?]]

Cirque

2016-01-17T02:37:27Z

K80inches: /* Definitions */

Navy Seal Copypasta

2016-01-17T02:34:58Z

K80inches: /* Variants */

==Original Copypasta==

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

==Variants==

===MIT===
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

===Node.js===
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Node.JS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on web devs, and I have over 300 confirmed lines of code. I am trained in callbacks and I’m the top coder in the entire Node.JS armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Hackathons and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out code you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in meme combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Hackathon Hackers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

===HHCT===
What the HHCT did you just HHCT about me, you little HHCT? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my HHCT in the HHCT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret memes on HHCT, and I have over 300 confirmed memes. I am trained in HHCT warfare and I’m the top shitposter in the entire HHCT. You are nothing to me but just another shtipost. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this HHCT, mark my fucking memes. You think you can get away with saying that meme to me over the HHCT? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, twerker. The storm that wipes out the dank little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outmeme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dank hands. Not only am I extensively trained in meme combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Meme Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shitpost off the face of the continent, you little HHCT. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn HHCT. I will shit dank fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

===Feminist===
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.

===Berkeley EECS===
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little humanities major? I’ll have you know I place in the top 5% of my EECS classes, and I’ve been involved in numerous successful startups, and I have over 3000 github repositories. I am trained in algorithms and circuit analysis and I’m the top data structure master in the entire Berkeley EECS community. You are nothing to me but just another bug. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with stoping my code from compiling? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of HKN associates across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can corrupt your hard drive in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the shit I learned in the CS61 series. Not only am I extensively trained in fourier analysis, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the hive servers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will destroy the curve and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

==Variants with other copypastas==
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teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓⚓, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮＴＯＤＲＩＶＥＵＰＨＥＲＥＩＮＴＨＥＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 smile emoticon like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away

Navy Seal Copypasta

2016-01-17T02:33:49Z

K80inches: /* Variants */

==Original Copypasta==

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

==Variants==

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Node.JS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on web devs, and I have over 300 confirmed lines of code. I am trained in callbacks and I’m the top coder in the entire Node.JS armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Hackathons and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out code you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in meme combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Hackathon Hackers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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What the HHCT did you just HHCT about me, you little HHCT? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my HHCT in the HHCT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret memes on HHCT, and I have over 300 confirmed memes. I am trained in HHCT warfare and I’m the top shitposter in the entire HHCT. You are nothing to me but just another shtipost. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this HHCT, mark my fucking memes. You think you can get away with saying that meme to me over the HHCT? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, twerker. The storm that wipes out the dank little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outmeme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dank hands. Not only am I extensively trained in meme combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Meme Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shitpost off the face of the continent, you little HHCT. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn HHCT. I will shit dank fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little humanities major? I’ll have you know I place in the top 5% of my EECS classes, and I’ve been involved in numerous successful startups, and I have over 3000 github repositories. I am trained in algorithms and circuit analysis and I’m the top data structure master in the entire Berkeley EECS community. You are nothing to me but just another bug. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with stoping my code from compiling? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of HKN associates across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can corrupt your hard drive in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the shit I learned in the CS61 series. Not only am I extensively trained in fourier analysis, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the hive servers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will destroy the curve and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

==Variants with other copypastas==
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌. You are nothing to me but just another Baaa AaAadDddD Sh1t 👎. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of go౦ԁ sHit👌 across the USA and your IP is being traced right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔, so ✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯, you better prepare for the storm, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I could be right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔ and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ). Not only am I extensively trained in mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌 combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States 👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little BAAaAaAaAd shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 👌👌shit. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 .

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hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌
teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓⚓, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮＴＯＤＲＩＶＥＵＰＨＥＲＥＩＮＴＨＥＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 smile emoticon like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away

Navy Seal Copypasta

2016-01-17T02:23:36Z

K80inches: Created page with "==Original Copypasta== What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been..."

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2016-01-16T20:28:35Z

K80inches: Created page with "AMA"

AMA

User:K80inches

2016-01-16T20:28:23Z

K80inches: Created page with "biggest schlong in all of CdT"

biggest schlong in all of CdT

Cirque

2016-01-15T22:40:49Z

K80inches: /* Definitions */

Welcome to the CdT wiki!

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PHP

2016-01-15T22:40:27Z

K80inches: /* Reasons why PHP is a shitty language */

PHP is the name of a sub-par programming language as well as a group containing horrible English.

== Reasons why PHP is a shitty language ==

# [[Node.js]] is the only real dev language. Doesn't everyone know that?
# It's old, outdated, and overused just like your mom.
# The syntax is long and ugly like your face.
# Shitty recursion support.
# No namespaces. What kind of shitty ass programming language wouldn't have namespaces?
# Many of its own modules aren't thread safe, leading to performance worse than South Park's rendition of Lorde.
# If you're going to try to understand a PHP license, you might as well get your Ph.D. in hieroglyphics.
# Most languages choose from one of the following naming conventions:
## getnumberoffiles
## get_number_of_files
## getNumberOfFiles
# PHP decided, fuck you, we'll use '''ALL THREE'''!
# Good luck finding an object-oriented framework other than Zend PHP Framework.
# No unicode support. No. Unicode. Support.
# PHP is as quick and easy as getting from Bronx to Queens during rush hour.
#<code>(string)"false" == (int)0</code> is true.
# References are implemented piss-poorly.

== PHP: The Group ==

PHP

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K80inches: /* Reasons why PHP is a shitty language */

PHP

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K80inches: Created page with "PHP is the name of a sub-par programming language as well as a group containing horrible English. == Reasons why PHP is a shitty language == # Node.js is the only real d..."

HH Admin Copypasta

2016-01-15T22:21:07Z

K80inches:

HH Admin Copypasta

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K80inches:

The HH Admin Copypasta is a lesser-known copypasta originating in [[Cirque du Twerque]] in December 2015

==Context==
In December 2015, the actions of a certain HH admin angered many people in the HH community, including many members of HHCdT. On December 13, 2015, said HH admin released the following statement:

<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to build this community with incredible people. They taught me so much.
When we built that team, I hoped that rule by committee of equals would be the most effective way to build the community. I was wrong.
The community suffered due to inaction. Marginalized people left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for the subgroups, and the team was ineffective at changing that.
My failure to communicate effectively with the team and the community itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.
These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the admin team. The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin unilaterally to make this change was my own fault. I made a mistake.
My intention isn't to take over as eternal dictator of HH. Nor is it to turn this into a business. I didn't do this for power or money. I did this because I thought it was best for the community. There was definitely a better way.
Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the subgroup leaders and the community itself. You can read more about the plan here: https://medium.com/hackathon-hackers/giving-hackathon-hackers-back-to-the-community-c77cebda92e6#.mslxrqiv8
Community members can nominate moderators. Subgroup leaders will elect both the moderation team and the admin who will lead HH.
I won't be running in the election at the start of the New Year. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that the transition of power is smooth, and that no one is ever able to do what I did again.
</blockquote>

This apology was not taken well by the HHCdT community, and as a result, this became a copypasta.

==Variations==
So far, this is the only known variation:
<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to shitpost with incredible people. They helped me procrastinate doing homework so much.

When we modified images of my face, I hoped that sheer autocracy would be the most effective way to build the community. I was right. It was awesome

The community suffered due to Bush being responsible for 9/11. People who prefer margarine to butter left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for [[EEQ]] and [[PHP]], and the team was ineffective at changing that.

My failure to communicate effectively with the illuminati and the lizard people itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.

These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the entire cast of "Friends". The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin [[UNILATERAL|UNILATERALLY]] to make this change was my own fault. I made a whoopsie.

My intention is to take over as eternal dicktater of CdT, and monetize for power and money. I did this because I thought it was best for the lulz. There was no a better way.

Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the former HH admins. You can read more about the plan here: <not gonna bother parodying a whole medium post sorry>

Dismembers can nominate people to meme. Subgroup leaders will erect both a pyramid in my honor and a pyramid in my dishonor.

I won't be running because frankly I don't like exercise. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that our shitposts are smooth, with libertad y justicia para todos.
</blockquote>

HH Admin Copypasta

2016-01-15T22:19:51Z

K80inches: Created page with "==Context== In December 2015, the actions of a certain HH admin angered many people in the HH community, including many members of HHCdT. On December 13, 2015, said HH admi..."

==Context==
In December 2015, the actions of a certain HH admin angered many people in the HH community, including many members of HHCdT. On December 13, 2015, said HH admin released the following statement:

<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to build this community with incredible people. They taught me so much.
When we built that team, I hoped that rule by committee of equals would be the most effective way to build the community. I was wrong.
The community suffered due to inaction. Marginalized people left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for the subgroups, and the team was ineffective at changing that.
My failure to communicate effectively with the team and the community itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.
These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the admin team. The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin unilaterally to make this change was my own fault. I made a mistake.
My intention isn't to take over as eternal dictator of HH. Nor is it to turn this into a business. I didn't do this for power or money. I did this because I thought it was best for the community. There was definitely a better way.
Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the subgroup leaders and the community itself. You can read more about the plan here: https://medium.com/hackathon-hackers/giving-hackathon-hackers-back-to-the-community-c77cebda92e6#.mslxrqiv8
Community members can nominate moderators. Subgroup leaders will elect both the moderation team and the admin who will lead HH.
I won't be running in the election at the start of the New Year. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that the transition of power is smooth, and that no one is ever able to do what I did again.
</blockquote>

This apology was not taken well by the HHCdT community, and as a result, this became a copypasta.

==Variations==
So far, this is the only known variation:
<blockquote>
For the past year and a half, I've had the opportunity to shitpost with incredible people. They helped me procrastinate doing homework so much.

When we modified images of my face, I hoped that sheer autocracy would be the most effective way to build the community. I was right. It was awesome

The community suffered due to Bush being responsible for 9/11. People who prefer margarine to butter left the group en masse, many of the most active members left for [[EEQ]] and [[PHP]], and the team was ineffective at changing that.

My failure to communicate effectively with the illuminati and the lizard people itself caused this. I apologize for letting the community get to this point.

These changes should have happened long ago and they should have been communicated with the entire cast of "Friends". The fact that I felt the need to remove another admin [[UNILATERAL|UNILATERALLY]] to make this change was my own fault. I made a whoopsie.

My intention is to take over as eternal dicktater of CdT, and monetize for power and money. I did this because I thought it was best for the lulz. There was no a better way.

Moving forward, we’ll be transitioning power to the former HH admins. You can read more about the plan here: <not gonna bother parodying a whole medium post sorry>

Dismembers can nominate people to meme. Subgroup leaders will erect both a pyramid in my honor and a pyramid in my dishonor.

I won't be running because frankly I don't like exercise. My sole role will be to ensure that elections are fair, that our shitposts are smooth, with libertad y justicia para todos.
</blockquote>